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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #250 on: February 04, 2015, 10:01:19 PM »
i don't think a household is a business.  it would essentially be the same thing, but the responsibility should fall on the nanny, not the household.  just seems overly complicated.

Don't care either way FICA withholding isn't a tax to the employer

The employer has to match fica, whiz bang

This is just one reason why kids should be required to a take a financial literacy class in highschool. There are actually dumbasses in this thread who didn't realize that employers are required to pay a matching 7.65% for FICA/MC. Then there's state and federal unemployment tax, too.

Is your nanny a full time salaried employee?

No. Do you seriously think that you have to be "full time" or "salaried" to be subject to FICA/MC/UT? Yeah - you probably do.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #251 on: February 04, 2015, 10:06:07 PM »
a nanny seems like an employee to me?  at least at the threshold they set

There's no "seems" about it. They are a "household employee" under IRS regs.

i called the kansas nanny tax stupid you rough ridin' idiot, not you complying with it
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #252 on: February 04, 2015, 10:10:36 PM »
i don't think a household is a business.  it would essentially be the same thing, but the responsibility should fall on the nanny, not the household.  just seems overly complicated.

What difference does it make where the employee works?

the nanny is the business owner, the household is the customer.  making the household responsible for anything but payment of services is rough ridin' stupid
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #253 on: February 04, 2015, 10:11:25 PM »
Can you imagine if they let fast food industries or grocery stores pay their hourly workers as independent contractors???

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I'm all for ditching fica, but c'mon.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #254 on: February 04, 2015, 10:12:52 PM »
if you can't see the difference between actual business and a household, then you are rough ridin' stupid
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #255 on: February 04, 2015, 10:14:25 PM »
Nanny should be just like a home daycare. It's just delivered daily.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #256 on: February 04, 2015, 10:14:34 PM »
i don't think a household is a business.  it would essentially be the same thing, but the responsibility should fall on the nanny, not the household.  just seems overly complicated.

What difference does it make where the employee works?

the nanny is the business owner, the household is the customer.  making the household responsible for anything but payment of services is rough ridin' stupid

I understand what your saying, guy, but that's not how it works. The nanny is an employee of the parents.

The IRS is very skeptical of any "independent contractor" who derives all income from a single employer and works full time.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #257 on: February 04, 2015, 10:14:59 PM »
i can't believe the neocons aren't in agreement with me here, very puzzling
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #258 on: February 04, 2015, 10:15:27 PM »
a nanny seems like an employee to me?  at least at the threshold they set

There's no "seems" about it. They are a "household employee" under IRS regs.

i called the kansas nanny tax stupid you rough ridin' idiot, not you complying with it

You think the IRS makes kansas regs?
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #259 on: February 04, 2015, 10:17:06 PM »
i can't believe the neocons aren't in agreement with me here, very puzzling

You're wrong about the law.

You're the only one discussing it's merits, I think
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #260 on: February 04, 2015, 10:17:37 PM »
I bet he's getting his money's worth if you know what I mean.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #261 on: February 04, 2015, 10:21:37 PM »
i can't believe the neocons aren't in agreement with me here, very puzzling

You're wrong about the law.

You're the only one discussing it's merits, I think

i'm not wrong about the law, i'm saying it's a stupid law.  good god you are a rough ridin' troglodyte
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #262 on: February 04, 2015, 10:24:24 PM »
i can't believe the neocons aren't in agreement with me here, very puzzling

To be clear, a nanny&employer don't owe FICA/MC unless she earns at least $1,900 in a calendar year. So that's going to include most part-time or full-time nannies, but it's not going to include the occasional babysitter. So at least there's that.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #263 on: February 04, 2015, 10:27:36 PM »
i can't believe the neocons aren't in agreement with me here, very puzzling

You're wrong about the law.

You're the only one discussing it's merits, I think

i'm not wrong about the law, i'm saying it's a stupid law.  good god you are a rough ridin' troglodyte

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #264 on: February 04, 2015, 10:28:25 PM »
you should reread the last 2 pages, i think maybe you got confused again.  very understandable for such a huge idiot
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #265 on: February 04, 2015, 10:30:43 PM »
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #266 on: February 04, 2015, 10:37:11 PM »
Welcome to Meltdown City, USA, population 7
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #267 on: February 04, 2015, 10:52:52 PM »
Welcome to Meltdown City, USA, population 7

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #268 on: February 04, 2015, 10:54:43 PM »
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #269 on: February 05, 2015, 08:27:58 AM »
I think K-S-U's nanny business would be way more successful if he'd just find an illegal immigrant to pay cash to.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #270 on: February 05, 2015, 08:34:50 AM »
I think K-S-U's nanny business would be way more successful if he'd just find an illegal immigrant to pay cash to.

Well I'm sure I could find all sorts of ways to break the law, but I'm not going to do that.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #271 on: February 05, 2015, 09:42:51 AM »
does your nanny watch all 4 kids or are some of them in school? what hours do they work? how much do you pay them? I'm asking for personal reasons and not trying to get involved in this nanny tax discussion.

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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #272 on: February 05, 2015, 09:50:54 AM »
That nanny tax link a couple pages back made it pretty clear that the employer tax burden was 2% after tax breaks. The example was $500 salary, $50 employer tax, $40 employer tax breaks.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #273 on: February 05, 2015, 10:17:25 AM »
That nanny tax link a couple pages back made it pretty clear that the employer tax burden was 2% after tax breaks. The example was $500 salary, $50 employer tax, $40 employer tax breaks.

That's not quite right, but close enough. I already factored those tax breaks (the child care deduction) into calculating my true tax rate. Again, true tax rate is a simple calculation: total taxes paid / gross income.
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Re: Are you "Upper Middle Class"?
« Reply #274 on: February 05, 2015, 10:20:47 AM »
By two percent, I meant two percent of the nanny's pay, which I assume would be like 0.4% of gross income otherwise you probably shouldn't have a nanny
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