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Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« on: January 18, 2015, 10:01:03 PM »
Our great brain dead keeper almighty of the ballot box is asking the legislature to pass a bill that will have straight party line voting.  You only would get to vote for everybody in one party.  Kobach says it is to confusing to go line by line on a ballot to vote.  He is upset that many ballots have blank spaces on them where no vote was cast.  Well Mr. Commie Conservative, I left your name blank because I did want to vote for a glory hound egotistical snake.  You should be impeached for wanting to take from us the power of choice at the ballot box - dumbbutt voters or not.


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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2015, 10:03:02 PM »
He's such a douche.  Come on, Kansas.


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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2015, 10:15:19 PM »
would save precious seconds for all the mouth breathing r voters in this state.
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2015, 10:55:54 PM »
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2015, 10:57:37 PM »
I think Kobach is basically proof that Satan actually exists.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2015, 08:43:21 AM »
Iowa has a straight line option. Iowa also only uses paper ballots.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2015, 09:14:56 AM »
They should take party affiliation off the ballots. Would be hilarious
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2015, 09:16:06 AM »
They should take party affiliation off the ballots. Would be hilarious

Yes, they really should.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2015, 12:09:24 PM »
They should take party affiliation off the ballots. Would be hilarious

Yes, they really should.
eff, this would be amazing for all levels but especially easy and effective for local level government.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2015, 12:37:10 PM »
There would be some off the wall ppl getting elected w/o party affiliation.  I mean, old ppl can barely use the elect ballots.  Can you imagine them having to remember a dozen names while getting frustrated with the elect ballots?

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2015, 01:09:02 PM »
There would be some off the wall ppl getting elected w/o party affiliation.  I mean, old ppl can barely use the elect ballots.  Can you imagine them having to remember a dozen names while getting frustrated with the elect ballots?

Maybe they would come to the realization that they probably shouldn't be voting.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2015, 02:25:47 PM »
There would be some off the wall ppl getting elected w/o party affiliation.  I mean, old ppl can barely use the elect ballots.  Can you imagine them having to remember a dozen names while getting frustrated with the elect ballots?

Maybe they would come to the realization that they probably shouldn't be voting.

If a pub suggested this it would be characterized as "voter alienation", for sure.

Pubs would have to up their acorn-y voter registration, absentee ballot, straight-line voting ground game. The dems have a huge advantage in this regard. The dems could just make a cheat sheet for their community organizers to complete to get over the ignorance of their constituency.
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2015, 02:39:20 PM »
There would be some off the wall ppl getting elected w/o party affiliation.  I mean, old ppl can barely use the elect ballots.  Can you imagine them having to remember a dozen names while getting frustrated with the elect ballots?

Maybe they would come to the realization that they probably shouldn't be voting.

If a pub suggested this it would be characterized as "voter alienation", for sure.

Pubs would have to up their acorn-y voter registration, absentee ballot, straight-line voting ground game. The dems have a huge advantage in this regard. The dems could just make a cheat sheet for their community organizers to complete to get over the ignorance of their constituency.

I'm sure the pubs would do just that and not miss a beat.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2015, 02:50:28 PM »
100 percent for getting all party affiliation out of politics, including ballots
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2015, 02:55:07 PM »
I can understand party affiliation for positions like senator. There is no need for that with positions like treasurer. A better solution would be to require each candidate to write a bio in 100 words or less and put that on the ballot.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2015, 08:59:55 PM »
I can understand party affiliation for positions like senator. There is no need for that with positions like treasurer. A better solution would be to require each candidate to write a bio in 100 words or less and put that on the ballot.

Might need to do 25 words, because the average attention span of an adult is frighteningly short. Otherwise,  I like it
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2015, 09:04:07 PM »
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2015, 09:16:44 PM »
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tim would dominate this
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2015, 09:38:39 PM »
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@huelscamp: vote 4 me, Cuz I'll tots shred Obamacare and tots cut taxes ROFL # 2nd amendment

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2015, 09:46:19 PM »
That's a tough choice there.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2015, 09:56:11 PM »
I know, the (R) and (D) humanizes this rough ridin' dipshits to the point people can vote for them
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #21 on: January 20, 2015, 09:05:35 AM »
Municipal and school board elections in Texas do not indicate the candidates political affiliation.  And they don't put their party affiliation on signs and campaign ads.  I just assume they're all Republicans because I'm in Texas.

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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2015, 09:46:33 AM »
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2015, 12:31:48 PM »
How do you know which republican is more republicany tho
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Re: Kobach loses his last marble - playing with a 1/4 of deck
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2015, 01:06:22 PM »
What's the current rule on who gets the top spot on the ballot? Does that always go to the incumbent? Random? Alphabetical?
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