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BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« on: January 14, 2015, 07:58:21 PM »
Had no idea Kelvin Sampson was coaching the university of houston. He'll have them piss pounding whatever the eff that conference is called in no time.


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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2015, 09:11:58 PM »
kinda sad he isn't wearing denim shirts anymore

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2015, 09:38:15 PM »
they probably violated the NBA dress code

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2015, 09:43:52 PM »
He's more of a text message guy, if I recall correctly
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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2015, 09:47:42 PM »
lol

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2015, 11:53:48 PM »
He's more of a text message guy, if I recall correctly

He's a fan of texts and straight up phone calls too, lots of both.

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2015, 12:33:58 AM »
How long will it take for Sampson to get Houston in trouble with the NCAA?

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2015, 01:38:32 AM »
This is the best thread title in the history of goEMAW. I will not accept any counter arguments.

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Re: BITCH!?! I wanna talk to Sampson!
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2015, 10:34:40 AM »
East Carolina gets their first ever ACA conference win against Kelvin Sampson's Houston Cougars.