The fans are confused by the grotesque amount of red, yellow and blue paint plastered all over the place and think they're in some kind of Oshkosh b'Gosh outlet store or something. The number of midgets ku has employed to play guard has further confused matter.
0 Frank Mason III G 5-11 185 SO Petersburg, VA
1 Wayne Selden Jr. G 6-5 230 SO Roxbury, MA
4 Devonte Graham G 6-2 175 FR Raleigh, NC
5 Evan Manning G 6-3 170 JR Lawrence, KS10 Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk G 6-8 195 FR Kiev, Ukraine
11 Tyler Self G 6-2 165 SO Lawrence, KS12 Kelly Oubre Jr. G 6-7 200 FR Henderson, NV
14 Brannen Greene G 6-7 215 SO Juliette, GA
15 Christian Garrett G 6-3 185 SR Los Angeles, CA
22 Josh Pollard G 6-4 200 FR Cedar Hills, UTSo, one "midget" then?