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Head Coach oscar Weber
« on: December 06, 2014, 03:17:06 PM »
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2014, 03:17:54 PM »
He's a good person.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2014, 03:19:53 PM »
He doesn't deserve good things, not even for a day
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2014, 03:21:03 PM »
He deserves to coach middle school girls.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2014, 03:27:57 PM »
He's a multimillionaire.
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2014, 03:28:14 PM »
This would be the perfect time to hire a new guy.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2014, 03:30:52 PM »
he needs to get one of those dry erase board things that you draw plays on. it looks almost like a clip board but you can draw in it, erase it, then draw again. a lot of times you will have an X for your guys and you draw arrows where you want your guys to run on the court. some of them even have a little court on them so you know exactly where on the court the drawings occur. my high school coaches had them. we used a purple marker because that was my schools main color. worked pretty well. thoughts?
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2014, 03:32:42 PM »
Did you guys win a lot with that dry erase clipboard?  I mean, I am all for it if they work.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2014, 03:33:43 PM »
he needs to get one of those dry erase board things that you draw plays on. it looks almost like a clip board but you can draw in it, erase it, then draw again. a lot of times you will have an X for your guys and you draw arrows where you want your guys to run on the court. some of them even have a little court on them so you know exactly where on the court the drawings occur. my high school coaches had them. we used a purple marker because that was my schools main color. worked pretty well. thoughts?

He has one of those. He is always frantically drawing x's on it with about 2 seconds left until the timeout is over, and then he erases all of the marks with his hands.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2014, 03:35:16 PM »
We might not have won them all but I'm not sure we ever score less than 18 points in a half, either.
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2014, 03:47:22 PM »
I feel like if the right X'es were drawn on that board, we may have better luck scoring :dunno:

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2014, 03:55:12 PM »
Hurting the image og KSU BB.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2014, 03:57:42 PM »
I mean, it would be nice if you could help clinch 'The Challenge,' but no biggie.  We (the rest of the conference) will put you on our backs. 

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2014, 03:58:27 PM »
We look really poorly coached and don't seem to be improving.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2014, 03:59:32 PM »
I really hate that oscar shot, like, 20% in the first half.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2014, 04:02:09 PM »
If we offered Pearl a shot, would he leave Auburn?

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2014, 04:23:05 PM »
I'm really surprised how much we suck.    :dunno:

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2014, 04:25:25 PM »
I'm really surprised how much we suck.    :dunno:

It's quite an accomplisment.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2014, 04:27:06 PM »
He is doing the same thing he did at Illinois.  Our lack of intensity and effort is atrocious.


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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2014, 04:32:14 PM »
I'm confident LHC Bill Snyder, knowing nothing about basketball, could coach up this team better than oscar.

I mean, at least he would hold our players accountable.

Bad pass? Sit your ass on the bench.
Decided you didn't want to run back on defense? Sit your ass on the bench.
Didn't want to get dirty on the floor for a loose ball? Sit your ass on the bench.
Taking a shot you can't even make in practice? Sit your ass on the bench.
Smiling when you're down by 9 points. Sit your ass on the bench.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2014, 04:35:07 PM »
I am pretty sure you have nailed it with the "smiling is the problem" angle.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2014, 04:44:18 PM »
Player development does not appear to be a strong suit for coach weber. 
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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2014, 04:54:39 PM »
Player development does not appear to be a strong suit for coach weber.

What exactly is his strong suit at this point?

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2014, 04:56:13 PM »
Player development does not appear to be a strong suit for coach weber.

What exactly is his strong suit at this point?

He doesn't say bad words that you have to tell your children not to say.

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Re: Head Coach oscar Weber
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2014, 05:02:28 PM »
Did you guys win a lot with that dry erase clipboard?  I mean, I am all for it if they work.

That's a bad idea.....he had one at Illinois.