Who to root for on Saturday:

[Bqqkie Pimp]

we were like, 21 point dogs against baylor last year

17 point dogs LY

http://www.covers.com/pageLoader/pageLoader.aspx?page=/data/ncf/teams/pastresults/2013-2014/team130.html

Interestingly, we are 8-3 ATS this year while Baylor is 6-4-1 ATS.

[puniraptor]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

[kso_FAN]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

True. A month and a half is a long time.

[Trogdor]

If oregon loses, Zona will def jump into the top 5. And there is no way we wont jump a two loss oregon that lost to the same team twice

[Steffy08]

If oregon loses, Zona will def jump into the top 5. And there is no way we wont jump a two loss oregon that lost to the same team twice

I'm not sure about that.  I would rather the Ducks just win.  I think they will.

[KITNfury]

If oregon loses, Zona will def jump into the top 5. And there is no way we wont jump a two loss oregon that lost to the same team twice

I'm not sure about that.  I would rather the Ducks just win.  I think they will.

I think the sec and pac are getting one in either way. I think they take bama in a loss even. Az or Oregon is in. We need to jump fsu and tosu. If they both lose and we win, there a chance. Bama losing couldn't hurt but not sure it matters.

[Rage Against the McKee]

If oregon loses, Zona will def jump into the top 5. And there is no way we wont jump a two loss oregon that lost to the same team twice

I'm not sure about that.  I would rather the Ducks just win.  I think they will.

I think the sec and pac are getting one in either way. I think they take bama in a loss even. Az or Oregon is in. We need to jump fsu and tosu. If they both lose and we win, there a chance. Bama losing couldn't hurt but not sure it matters.

Conference championships are supposed to mean something, though.

[TheProdigiousTalent]

I can't reveal my proprietary formula (for obvious reasons), but f(sketti_Petty,OSU_down_another_QB,LHCBS_karma) actually spits out 0.46 (46%).  Seriously, though - algorithmic predictos are not capable of accurately accounting for the effects of those two HUGE QB injuries, so I don't see much value in them this weekend.

My fear: if Petty is clearly not 100% or plays little, will the result of our game even matter (assuming TCU wins) in the scenario in which FSU and OSU lose?  Could be downgraded to a "meh" victory, but I think we'd still get in.  I hope Petty is fully capable on Saturday.

[PIPE]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

[puniraptor]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

True. A month and a half is a long time.

@OU? did i just get clownsuited? is this a clownsuit?

[Mr Bread]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

True. A month and a half is a long time.

@OU? did i just get clownsuited? is this a clownsuit?

It looks fabulous on you. 

[puniraptor]

tnx bae

[puniraptor]

tnx bae

i meant this one for the island of misfit posts

[Cartierfor3]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

[KITNfury]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

[puniraptor]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

True. A month and a half is a long time.

@OU? did i just get clownsuited? is this a clownsuit?

It looks fabulous on you.

though a month and a half really is FAR TOO LONG

[Cartierfor3]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

I know. 

[Trogdor]

If oregon loses, Zona will def jump into the top 5. And there is no way we wont jump a two loss oregon that lost to the same team twice

I'm not sure about that.  I would rather the Ducks just win.  I think they will.

Will take

[MixBerryCrunch]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

I know. 

I thought the consensus was we have about a 6.5% chance of making it?

[Bqqkie Pimp]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

I don't think anybody's claiming it's going to happen... Simply that it could happen.  We basically need a 3-team moneyline parlay to hit with a 9 pt dog (us), a 4 pt favorite and a 4 pt dog with us controlling our destiny in the most unlikely of the 3 scenarios.

Let that sink in for a minute.

[PIPE]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

I forgot about that CF3.........I'll pipe down

[mocat]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

I don't think anybody's claiming it's going to happen... Simply that it could happen.  We basically need a 3-team moneyline parlay to hit with a 9 pt dog (us), a 4 pt favorite and a 4 pt dog with us controlling our destiny in the most unlikely of the 3 scenarios.

Let that sink in for a minute.

 

[TheProdigiousTalent]

This thread.....and all of the math equations, percentages, derivatives, congruent triangles, fractions, long divisions, square roots, and a whole lot of long winded doggy poo poo.......blows.

We are not going to the playoff.

Lets just beat Baylor and share the big 12 crown, then we can celebrate like the OU dorks did when they shared w/ us, and we can have the TCU dorks make fun of us.

To keep up w/ the thread, I give our chance to beat Baylor at...........11.256%

PIPE don't make me get the PIPE Cleaner out

He has a point with all of us claiming it's going to happen.

I know. 

I thought the consensus was we have about a 6.5% chance of making it?

"You'll never make it to the bigtime, kiddo.  Might as well study hard."  ...said every parent of every prematurely extinguished 5-heart sports pseudoprodigy...ever.  Good thing we have nothing but RICHLY NOURISHED 5-hearts, fellas.

[kso_FAN]

its been so long since we've won a game we shouldn't have.

WE ARE DUE 

True. A month and a half is a long time.

@OU? did i just get clownsuited? is this a clownsuit?

[SdK]

Fanman, this should be a great game for you. Your mancandy will rack up 350+ in a 24 point loss. Heisman!

I don't think that's something I would get excited about. Something tells me we have two different excitement levels tho between the two of us when gameday arrives. One is changing diapers and the other is all hands on deck.

Burn.