So Hound Dog it is?
Ya. It was going to be "Pea Head Hound Dog," but that might improperly imply that he is girl crazy for girls with small heads, instead of simply conveying that Joe has a small head and is girl crazy. In fact, we have no idea which types of girls Joe is crazy for. Some guys are girl crazy for girls who look way different from what they themselves look like. The heart wants what the heart wants.