mountains beaches

[Skipper44]

You know who loves the beach?  Hot Chicks (as noted above)
You know who loves the mountains?  Nebraskans

[nicname]

Would you rather see a chick in a bikini or a parka?

guranteed

[slimz]

Mountain hot tubs = awesome.

Beach tanning  = awesome.

Look, not to pull rank, but I've probably spent more time in the two locales than anyone on this board.  Live on the beach, visit the mountains frequently.  Best of both worlds, bros.  Best of both worlds.

[Dr Rick Daris]

knock knock
who's there
mountains
mountains who?
mountains...you know, THE mountains?
oh. sorry. this is beach. lmao. just lmmfao. sorry gotta go now. i'll call you back though. click.

[steve dave]

really cool attractive guy:  Hey, you want to go on a trip somewhare
ugly smelly guy:  What, like the mountains?
RCAG:  No

[SuperG]

I want to live on the mountain in this picture and vacation on the beach in this picture.


St. Lucia... best rum in the world too imo.

[nicname]

Mountain destinations laugh at this sort of thing.

[asava]

Don't see many topless babes on mountains, do you?

there is plenty of topless/nude or bikini skiing going on.

[michigancat]

Don't see many topless babes on mountains, do you?

there is plenty of topless/nude or bikini skiing going on.

Yeah, that's about as common as your Oklahoma avalanche survival classes.

[asava]

Don't see many topless babes on mountains, do you?

there is plenty of topless/nude or bikini skiing going on.

Yeah, that's about as common as your Oklahoma avalanche survival classes.

you obviously are not a golfer.