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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #50 on: November 26, 2014, 12:47:15 AM »
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pretty sure the people that would consider it know that i would hate it

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #51 on: November 26, 2014, 01:33:37 AM »
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Pretty meh, except for all the stuff the bride's parents paid for  :thumbs:

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #52 on: November 26, 2014, 09:05:08 AM »
Groomsman 3 (three) times. I don't know if I'll ever get to be a best man, but I bet I've got 3 or 4 more groomsmen appearances left in me.

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I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #53 on: November 26, 2014, 09:46:04 AM »
2-time best man  :gocho:

Who was yours then?

great question Bread. my best man was the guy i have known longer, and he is also the only one of the two that still lives in the same city as me

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #54 on: November 26, 2014, 09:49:12 AM »
i have been to a few weddings where there were 2 best mans and a few where there were 2 maid of honors. the speech time is awful. like 3 G&T's long...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #55 on: November 26, 2014, 09:50:49 AM »
2-time best man  :gocho:

Who was yours then?

great question Bread. my best man was the guy i have known longer, and he is also the only one of the two that still lives in the same city as me

Nice burn on that other bro.  Good old fashioned best man moosh.  It's like you two were a couple and he told you he loved you and you said thanks. 
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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #56 on: November 26, 2014, 11:28:21 AM »
100+

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #57 on: November 26, 2014, 04:47:36 PM »
Groomsman 3 (three) times. I don't know if I'll ever get to be a best man, but I bet I've got 3 or 4 more groomsmen appearances left in me.

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Yeah. I'd be a hoot.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2015, 10:07:45 PM »
I'm in a wedding this summer and the groom doesn't drink. We're doing a Friday night in KC and a Royals afternoon game the next day. What the hell should we do Friday night that doesn't involve drinking?

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2015, 10:15:24 PM »
Just get haf, take a shower, then go bowling.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #60 on: April 25, 2015, 10:36:23 PM »
2 Best Man
3 Groomsman
1 Usher

One of the Best Man was in a lesbian wedding.  :gocho:

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #61 on: April 25, 2015, 11:24:30 PM »
I'm in a wedding this summer and the groom doesn't drink. We're doing a Friday night in KC and a Royals afternoon game the next day. What the hell should we do Friday night that doesn't involve drinking?

You drink,  obviously

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #62 on: April 26, 2015, 12:07:14 AM »
I'm in a wedding this summer and the groom doesn't drink. We're doing a Friday night in KC and a Royals afternoon game the next day. What the hell should we do Friday night that doesn't involve drinking?
Go to a barcade or bowling or something that has activities. I know it's his party, but the groom would have to be pretty selfish to expect his friends to not drink too. 

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #63 on: April 26, 2015, 12:09:01 AM »
2x best man, 2x other groomsman, 2x usher, 1x ring bearer :D

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #64 on: April 26, 2015, 12:13:51 AM »
2x best man, 2x other groomsman, 2x usher, 1x ring bearer:D

you are a natural at giving stuff away

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #65 on: April 26, 2015, 12:14:25 AM »
2x best man, 2x other groomsman, 2x usher, 1x ring bearer:D

you are a natural at giving stuff away

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #66 on: April 26, 2015, 04:00:10 AM »
1x ringbearer, 2x usher, 1x candlelighter, 1x groomsmen and about to be a second time in June.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #67 on: April 26, 2015, 06:11:17 AM »
I'm in a wedding this summer and the groom doesn't drink. We're doing a Friday night in KC and a Royals afternoon game the next day. What the hell should we do Friday night that doesn't involve drinking?
Go to a barcade or bowling or something that has activities. I know it's his party, but the groom would have to be pretty selfish to expect his friends to not drink too.
Yep. I didn't drink at the time I was getting married. My buddies got drunk as crap and I laughed and laughed. Had one hell of a good time.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #68 on: April 26, 2015, 10:05:44 AM »
Were you applejuice4Me then?

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #69 on: April 26, 2015, 10:18:40 AM »
I'm in a wedding this summer and the groom doesn't drink. We're doing a Friday night in KC and a Royals afternoon game the next day. What the hell should we do Friday night that doesn't involve drinking?
Casino
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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2015, 10:19:12 AM »
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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #71 on: April 26, 2015, 12:21:51 PM »
TownieCat could still pass as a ring bearer.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #72 on: April 26, 2015, 12:53:28 PM »
stevesie: Dave and Busters.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #73 on: April 26, 2015, 12:58:43 PM »
Was in one this weekend and it was pretty fun.  Always enjoy hanging out with good friends and celebrating great moments.  Mrs. KK went a little too hard tho and is taking some mommy PTO today.

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Re: How many weddings have you been in?
« Reply #74 on: April 26, 2015, 01:03:59 PM »
TownieCat could still pass as a ring bearer.
What makes you think that I didn't do it recently?