Author Topic: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency  (Read 23002 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #175 on: December 19, 2014, 09:10:28 AM »
brothers, ages 30 -40, preferably liquor. like Whiskey the best. Thoughts?
This service will require the following information about the revered recipient:
1) Age (within 10 years)
2) Self Identified Gender
3) Favorite Movie/Musical Act/Book (you only have to choose one)

and also the price range you are willing to spend on the gift.

Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #176 on: December 19, 2014, 10:38:37 AM »
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #177 on: December 19, 2014, 12:22:05 PM »
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Round Whiskey Stones 6 Piece Set w/ FREE Tumblers

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #178 on: December 19, 2014, 12:33:20 PM »
I hope that Chingon will respond to this request even though it is very vague, because it is for a gift exchange.

Age: 20 - 69 years old
Gender: Male or Female (no transgendered people)
Interests: Living in the worst town in Kansas
Price: $25

Offline WillieWatanabe

  • PCKK7DC Survivor
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *******
  • Posts: 19406
  • We'll always have Salt Lake
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #179 on: December 19, 2014, 01:14:33 PM »
35
male
My Side of the Mountain
up to $40
Round Whiskey Stones 6 Piece Set w/ FREE Tumblers

:horrorsurprise:
Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
- chunkles

Offline CHONGS

  • The Producer
  • Administrator
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • *****
  • Posts: 20117
    • View Profile
    • goEMAW.com
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #180 on: December 19, 2014, 03:51:18 PM »
I hope that Chingon will respond to this request even though it is very vague, because it is for a gift exchange.

Age: 20 - 69 years old
Gender: Male or Female (no transgendered people)
Interests: Living in the worst town in Kansas
Price: $25
Space Pen

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #181 on: March 10, 2015, 02:23:57 PM »
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #182 on: March 10, 2015, 02:29:16 PM »
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #183 on: March 10, 2015, 02:42:05 PM »
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)

some kind of exotic meat to smoke that he hasnt eaten before. like saiga antelope, gila monster, or bunyip.

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #184 on: March 10, 2015, 02:43:28 PM »
Can we use this thread for birthday gift ideas? (Don't worry the person I need an idea for never reads this blog anymore anyway.)

OK, I'm just going to assume that I can since I need to decide ASAP...

Male,
late 30's,
Buys himself anything he wants/needs therefore not giving anyone a chance to think of birthday gifts for him,
Price: Not very much because it probably won't be anything he needs/wants (see above)

some kind of exotic meat to smoke that he hasnt eaten before. like saiga antelope, gila monster, or bunyip.

Good idea. Where can I get such a thing?

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #186 on: March 10, 2015, 02:55:39 PM »
wow!

http://www.exoticmeatmarkets.com/info.html

OK, I am tempted to get some Guinea Pig meat, but I think I have waited too long for this to be an option...also not sure how long Guinea Pig meat lasts or if he would be able to cook it soon.

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #187 on: March 10, 2015, 02:59:24 PM »
definitely go kangaroo

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #188 on: March 10, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2015, 03:02:40 PM »
They have exotic meat samplers and exotic meat of the month club....those would be great if I was really sure he would want them. They are pretty expensive if it ends up being something he really doesn't want.

Offline puniraptor

  • Tastemaker
  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 21355
  • nostalgic reason
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #190 on: March 10, 2015, 03:36:40 PM »
the prices are a little redic. you would pay a fraction of that for guinea pig from petsmart

Offline Mrs. Gooch

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9975
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #191 on: March 10, 2015, 03:38:07 PM »
the prices are a little redic. you would pay a fraction of that for guinea pig from petsmart

I don't know a Guinea Pig butcher though.

Offline The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep

  • Pak'r Élitaire
  • ****
  • Posts: 9740
    • View Profile
Re: No. 1 Holiday Gift Advice Service Agency
« Reply #192 on: March 10, 2015, 04:09:24 PM »
2 lbs of duck balls for $40 is a steal, trust me.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.