post here when someone decides to run for president in 2016

[CNS]

That guy looks HAF

[john "teach me how to" dougie]

That guy looks HAF

I hope so, he deserves it. I met him in a 7-11 in Ramona, CA last spring as he was on his way to ride dirt bikes in the desert with the boys. They had one of those rental RVs, which struck me as hilarious. Seemed like a really nice guy though.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

He's the only republican with a legit shot in '16.

[MakeItRain]

first in the ring is young earth believer and evolution denier Ben Carson. his policy ideas include the flat tax and making homosexuality illegal because it's like pedophilia and beastiality.

good luck ben carson!

In a 1996 Megadiversities interview, he said: "The entire concept of for profits for the insurance companies makes absolutely no sense. 'I deny that you need care and I will make more money.' This is totally ridiculous. The first thing we need to do is get rid of for-profit insurance companies. We have a lack of policies and we need to make the government responsible for catastrophic health care." In 1992 Carson wrote "The most natural question is, who will pay for catastrophic health care? The answer: The government-run catastrophic health care fund. Such a fund would be supported by a mandatory contribution of 10 to 15 percent of the profits of each health insurance company, including managed care operations.

 

“Marriage is between a man and a woman. No group, be they gays, be they NAMBLA, be they people who believe in bestiality, it doesn’t matter what they are. They don't get to change the definition.”

[CNS]

Well, that insurance quote is it for him. 

[Benja]

The book about Ben Carson and his crazy brain surgeries was like, one of my favorite books.

[star seed 7]

Well, that insurance quote is it for him.

Pretty great quote tho

[MakeItRain]

Well, that insurance quote is it for him.

Pretty great quote tho

What's great about him is that he has lots of batshit crazy quotes about Obamacare and making crazy inappropriate comparisons like other cons but he hates it for the same reason I hate it; he doesn't think that government is going far enough to make sure we are all properly covered. He thinks the government is responsible for ensuring everyone has catastrophic coverage.

[gatoveintisiete]

So are you guys for Carson? I'd be down with that.

[kim carnes]

Hilary will get crushed (by presidential election standards)

[Asteriskhead]

George W. was on NPR yesterday talking about how he's trying to goad Jeb into running.

[MakeItRain]

So are you guys for Carson? I'd be down with that.

I make it a practice not to vote for known bigots

[scottwildcat]

George W. was on NPR yesterday talking about how he's trying to goad Jeb into running.

Jeb would be the undisputed front runner and favorite to get the GOP nomination if people weren't so gunshy about the last name.

[gatoveintisiete]

So are you guys for Carson? I'd be down with that.

I make it a practice not to vote for known bigots

I like him

[Spracne]

I have decided to run for President.

[Dugout DickStone]

I have decided to run for President.

How old is the earth?

[Spracne]

I have decided to run for President.

How old is the earth?

All I can say with certainty is that it is older than me.

[CNS]

What kind of foreign policy are we talking about here, Sprac?

[Spracne]

What kind of foreign policy are we talking about here, Sprac?

Two words: Hulk handed.  However, the threshold for involvement should be v high. Let's spend more energy addressing our domestic problems.

[Dugout DickStone]

What kind of foreign policy are we talking about here, Sprac?

Two words: Hulk handed.  However, the threshold for involvement should be v high. Let's spend more energy addressing our domestic problems.

Can the gays marry?

[Spracne]

What kind of foreign policy are we talking about here, Sprac?

Two words: Hulk handed.  However, the threshold for involvement should be v high. Let's spend more energy addressing our domestic problems.

Can the gays marry?

Yes.  It's good for business.  But, we'll give it a different name to assuage the bigots.

[Dugout DickStone]

You can never assuage them

[CNS]

Sprac, are you coming for my guns?

[Fedor]

What kind of foreign policy are we talking about here, Sprac?

Two words: Hulk handed.  However, the threshold for involvement should be v high. Let's spend more energy addressing our domestic problems.

Can the gays marry?

Yes.  It's good for business.  But, we'll give it a different name to assuage the bigots.

Boom, you are now unelectable.  Well, you had a good run, no shame in trying, etc.

[Spracne]

Sprac, are you coming for my guns?

Yes.  I'm coming to talk to you about them, play with them and maybe even you let me shoot some of them.