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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #75 on: November 03, 2014, 07:45:18 PM »
$50 for spitting in Patterson's fat face on the sidelines.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #76 on: November 03, 2014, 08:27:40 PM »
Super Bowl tix (2) for anything slightly less graphic than Kevin Ware.


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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #77 on: November 03, 2014, 09:07:36 PM »
My usual pledge with extra $500 to any player who can get some TCU trash to take a swing and get tossed out

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #78 on: November 03, 2014, 09:22:06 PM »
50 bucks for every cat player with toad blood on their cleats after the game.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #79 on: November 03, 2014, 09:45:06 PM »
50 bucks for every cat player with toad liztard blood on their cleats after the game.
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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #80 on: November 03, 2014, 09:55:19 PM »
some of you are setting bounties and rewards that are difficult to achieve/award. don't eff up our incapacitation pool by getting cute. tia.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #81 on: November 03, 2014, 10:06:31 PM »
$300 for player leaving on a stretcher.
Bonus gift card of undisclosed amount if player does NOT give thumbs up when being carted off the field.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #82 on: November 03, 2014, 10:09:56 PM »
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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #83 on: November 03, 2014, 11:23:47 PM »
I'm not sure we want to do anything illegal, hub

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #84 on: November 04, 2014, 07:30:09 AM »
From the bleachers, I will give 3 hearty :emawkid: for any and all injuries to the horned frogs. I'll make it look like I am clapping them off the field, but inside, I will be 100% clapping because our guy hurt their guy!


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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #85 on: November 04, 2014, 07:31:35 AM »
Any offers for pre-kick injuries?  Maybe a ripped scrotum in a scrum at midfield?  :dunno:

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #86 on: November 04, 2014, 07:45:52 AM »
Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #87 on: November 04, 2014, 07:49:26 AM »
Woke up with a huge burlap sack of cash on my front porch. Great work everyone. go Cats!
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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #88 on: November 04, 2014, 08:39:40 AM »
I'm not sure we want to do anything illegal, hub
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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #89 on: November 04, 2014, 08:43:18 AM »
we need to sharpen the "family" 4x4 and stab someone/something with it

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #90 on: November 04, 2014, 08:11:33 PM »
Some of you guys are rough ridin' psychopaths, I just want to seriously injure their players not kill anybody
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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #91 on: November 04, 2014, 08:16:32 PM »

Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.

I know what you're saying but you just gave me a great idea:  Kyle Klein puts a rough ridin' folding chair over the back of a good player of theirs whose name I do not know because they have zero star power.


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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #92 on: November 04, 2014, 08:30:54 PM »

Guys, you don't get to choreograph a WWF match just because you're paying a few hundo.

I know what you're saying but you just gave me a great idea:  Kyle Klein puts a rough ridin' folding chair over the back of a good player of theirs whose name I do not know because they have zero star power.


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Make it Kevin White, because two of them in the Big 12 is really annoying.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #93 on: November 04, 2014, 09:31:26 PM »
i dont think we need to hurt anybody too bad.  maybe just give our players a pack a batteries and like when we are still doing our side to side with the family block thing and tcu runs on the field, like a battery or 15 appear out of thin air and land on their helmets/facemasks or something.  nothing fancy.

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #94 on: November 04, 2014, 10:12:21 PM »
Two years in a row of starters suffering injuries that cost us our next match (Baylor 12, OU 13) at the hands of XBOX-Handgun U.  ITS rough ridin' ON!!!

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Re: The OFFICIAL TCU game bounty thread
« Reply #95 on: November 04, 2014, 10:17:40 PM »
yeah i think im on board with this now  :curse: