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We aren't talking about chicken strips here, bub. We're talking about burgers. A true burger is a religious experience. I mean…that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, bub. This is God, speaking to us in food. How dare you...

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We aren't talking about chicken strips here, bub. We're talking about burgers. A true burger is a religious experience. I mean…that first bite—oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then…a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, bub. This is God, speaking to us in food. How dare you...

Now, close your eyes, and imagine someone smothered that divine creation with jalapeño ranch.  :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Spracs is a confirmed How I Met Your Mother fan, wow.

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spracs, now that we know it's definitely not "district of columbia", what DC do you think this cat is from? all i can think of is derp county or maybe diabetes city?

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Ranch? On a burger? Lol, that's disgusting
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When I was at the absolute peak of my "drown stuff in Ranch" phase (probably age 9 or 10) it never once occurred to me to put ranch on a burger.

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spracs, now that we know it's definitely not "district of columbia", what DC do you think this cat is from? all i can think of is derp county or maybe diabetes city?

I've been compiling a list of various theories:

Developing Countries
Death Certificate
Dodge City
Drew Carey
Death Cult
Dork City
Dumpster Cat

But I'm open to other theories...

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DC = Dumbo circus
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Of all the things I thought might happen today, I did not expect to find out that Cat from DC was a total rough ridin' freak show
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The last couple of posts seem a little harsh. :frown:
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in cfdc's defense, people put all sorts of disgusting things on hamburgers.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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I usually mix in a few tablespoons of dale’s seasoning sauce into my ground beef when I make hamburgers


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Ranch on a burg isn't a thing.

Want to dip some excess bun I to some ranch...knock yourself out.

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spracs, now that we know it's definitely not "district of columbia", what DC do you think this cat is from? all i can think of is derp county or maybe diabetes city?

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Have always assumed Dodge City.

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I'm not exactly sure why, but I think the ranch thing all but confirms it.

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It’s just ranch guys :dunno:
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i might try to mix in a packet of ranch to my meat this week to give it a shot
i would be surprised to find out if any of the naysayers here have actually tried it


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Mix in some croutons and cucumbers too
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Brush off the haters decomposing carcass cat, eat what you want and make no apologies.
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i might try to mix in a packet of ranch to my meat this week to give it a shot
i would be surprised to find out if any of the naysayers here have actually tried it

That doesn't sound like a horrible idea....I was thinking of dumping 2oz of liquid ranch onto a cooked burger sounds gross.

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The brown and loe burger is just very good guys. They put fennel pollen on it that sounds weird but is delicious

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Do I see a little dash of ranch on that burg :excited:
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