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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2014, 10:23:37 AM »
If that stupid quiz had its way, everyone would just be bacon. GMAFB.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #51 on: October 28, 2014, 10:25:08 AM »
if we everyone goes to the same halloween party dressed as bacon is it a halloween party or a bacon party?
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2014, 10:28:55 AM »
rough ridin' nailed it

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2014, 10:30:37 AM »
if we everyone goes to the same halloween party dressed as bacon is it a halloween party or a bacon party?

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2014, 11:09:49 AM »
Roll Snyd costume prolly 
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2014, 05:39:17 AM »
Mayhem is my back up. I have a old, cheap, ill fitting black suit that can be sacrificed if need be.

Wife wants me to go to Halloween party dressed as Mayhem, she's going as Flo.  Could use sound suggestions for making one of my obsolete suits distressed a la Mayhem.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2014, 08:33:46 AM »
Mayhem is my back up. I have a old, cheap, ill fitting black suit that can be sacrificed if need be.

Wife wants me to go to Halloween party dressed as Mayhem, she's going as Flo.  Could use sound suggestions for making one of my obsolete suits distressed a la Mayhem.

Don't distress it too much because his suit seems to be mostly intact. Maybe use a seam ripper to open up the shoulder seam a bit. The version with the pink headband and weights seems to be popular.

Or if you want to go as the tailgate version, you could burn some holes in it. When I was a zombie I just took my dress out to the driveway and used one of those long grill lighter things on it.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2014, 08:58:27 AM »
closest player I look like is Billy Butler :embarrassed:

TownieGF is going as Billy (she has no resemblance to him whatsoever, just wearing a FSKC giveaway jersey and hat) and I am going as Country Breakfast.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2014, 09:50:04 AM »
TownieCat might be out on the town?  :Wha:
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2014, 09:53:28 AM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #62 on: October 29, 2014, 09:53:48 AM »
TownieCat might be out on the town?  :Wha:

I was out on Friday for a bit. Went to Station, and go figure, the staff was rude so I left.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #63 on: October 29, 2014, 09:55:17 AM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

You know what's really creative? Going as a movie character from a film that came out in the 90s.  ;)

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #64 on: October 29, 2014, 10:02:02 AM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

You know what's really creative? Going as a movie character from a film that came out in the 90s.  ;)
Or going as a wrestler. How badass man!

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #65 on: October 29, 2014, 10:03:48 AM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

You know what's really creative? Going as a movie character from a film that came out in the 90s.  ;)
I think the country breakfast part of your adorable couples' costume could be great, depending on how you do it.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #66 on: October 29, 2014, 10:04:53 AM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

You know what's really creative? Going as a movie character from a film that came out in the 90s.  ;)
Or going as a wrestler. How badass man!
Yes, that was my intention, to be a bad ass, because I'm clearly as jacked as Warrior.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #67 on: October 29, 2014, 11:30:45 AM »
You should be a skeleton head.

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #68 on: October 29, 2014, 11:37:10 AM »
You should be a rape whistle.  Then you could joking threaten pretty girls with rape and tell them that if they don't want to be raped they have to blow you.  Great ice-breaker with the foxes. 
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #69 on: October 29, 2014, 12:28:25 PM »
Omg  :lol:
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #70 on: October 29, 2014, 12:51:01 PM »
lilSD going as a Royals' ball player is adorable. An adult going as a professional athlete is unimaginative, unless you're making fun of them in some way. Like, dick pic Brett Favre.

You know what's really creative? Going as a movie character from a film that came out in the 90s.  ;)
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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #71 on: October 30, 2014, 09:37:07 AM »
Kansas City, I suppose

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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2014, 10:22:33 AM »
I'm going as a spooky skeleton.




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Re: i need a halloween costume
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2014, 10:33:56 AM »
I'm going as a spooky skeleton.

Super jealous of all the people that get to see you do your skeleton/marionette act thing