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The Vomit Vote
« on: October 18, 2014, 07:26:48 PM »
I am a red dog Republican.  If it is a conservative, I will vote for it,  However we have some clunker candidates.  Kobach is an embarassment.  Huelskamp has the brain power of a prairie dog, and Pat, love him, has run out of gas.  But with Obama and Old Bastard Reid in power I have to vote conservative.  So I will cast a vomit vote - mark your ballot, go outside and barf, then find a priest to confesss to,  and for self tortue pluck out 25 manhood hairs.   Being a conservative can be tough sometimes.


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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2014, 07:30:13 PM »
Another good thread title. I thought it would be about Ebola issue voters.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2014, 07:34:06 PM »
you can take comfort in knowing that your individual vote doesn't really matter
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2014, 07:41:07 PM »
you can take comfort in knowing that your individual vote doesn't really matter

Do you realize how illogical that comment is? I guess not.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2014, 07:43:53 PM »
I feel the same way, but I will probably vote against those 'pubs because I always vote for whoever is the better person.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2014, 07:46:45 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2014, 07:50:02 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

These are all going to be close votes. I can't think of another Kansas election where your vote would matter so much in so many races.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2014, 07:55:18 PM »
I hope you're right, but I just don't see it happening
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2014, 08:00:59 PM »
Huelskamp probably won't be close. His twitter prowess just resonates with the voters too much. Kobach and Roberts are going to be in close races, though.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2014, 08:57:56 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

Oh - so your comment doesn't apply to any of them?

Here's a hint - assuming your vote is physically counted, it counts.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2014, 08:59:39 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

Oh - so your comment doesn't apply to any of them?

Here's a hint - assuming your vote is physically counted, it counts.

Evidence of mouth breathing straight line r guy  :frown:
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2014, 09:02:46 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

Oh - so your comment doesn't apply to any of them?

Here's a hint - assuming your vote is physically counted, it counts.

he was referring to the concept that a single vote might make a difference...

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2014, 09:19:12 PM »
A lot of mouth breathing libtards have infiltrated this red dog republican thread
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2014, 09:20:40 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

Oh - so your comment doesn't apply to any of them?

Here's a hint - assuming your vote is physically counted, it counts.

he was referring to the concept that a single vote might make a difference...

Not quite - I was simply pointing out that election results are nothing more than the aggregate of a bunch of single votes. Voting matters.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, K-State fans could have beheaded the entire KU team at midcourt, and K-State fans would be celebrating it this morning.  They are the ISIS of Big 12 fanbases.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2014, 09:33:46 PM »
there are enough mouth breathing straight r voters in KS that neither voting for or against these vomit pubs will make a difference

Oh - so your comment doesn't apply to any of them?

Here's a hint - assuming your vote is physically counted, it counts.

he was referring to the concept that a single vote might make a difference...

Not quite - I was simply pointing out that election results are nothing more than the aggregate of a bunch of single votes. Voting matters.
You're still not getting it.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2014, 09:35:32 PM »
Simple minded
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2014, 03:07:09 PM »
Who is better for Kansas, Hulelskamp or a prairie dog? Pubs should be voting against that hack.
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2014, 03:25:22 PM »
Who is better for Kansas, Hulelskamp or a prairie dog? Pubs should be voting against that hack.

You're kidding yourself if you think Sherow stands a chance.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2014, 03:28:24 PM »
"...the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it...It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection..."
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2014, 08:29:07 PM »
I almost never have to vomit after voting, due to my strict policy of voting against any incumbent.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2014, 08:39:21 PM »
Sherow is a prairie dog?
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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2014, 09:00:06 PM »
I almost never have to vomit after voting, due to my strict policy of voting against any incumbent.

Yep.  When in doubt, vote 'em out.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2014, 09:12:54 PM »
I almost never have to vomit after voting, due to my strict policy of voting against any incumbent.

That's the same as being a democrat party line voter in Kansas.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2014, 10:30:16 PM »
I almost never have to vomit after voting, due to my strict policy of voting against any incumbent.

That's the same as being a democrat party line voter in Kansas.

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Re: The Vomit Vote
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2014, 08:27:22 AM »
At least guys in the Pit vote.  Unlike lazy dumbasses in Lawrence.