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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2014, 09:53:54 AM »
Tell the rest of your organs this was their first and only warning. Man up or GTFO!

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2014, 10:09:04 AM »
did they let you keep the surplus dong meat in a ball jar?

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #27 on: October 17, 2014, 11:05:28 AM »
He just texted me, "just got home, having a kegger tonight. Walk your ass over here and lets pound some brews".
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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2014, 11:34:09 AM »
Winters, is it fair to say this thread healed you?

Nope, it was the power of prayer.

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2014, 11:45:22 AM »
Winters, is it fair to say this thread healed you?

Nope, it was the power of prayer.

I've always viewed everyone one of my posts on this blog as a personal prayer to our savior, Jesus Christ.

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #30 on: October 17, 2014, 11:46:45 AM »
Winters, is it fair to say this thread healed you?

Nope, it was the power of prayer.

I've always viewed everyone one of my posts on this blog as a personal prayer to our savior, Jesus Christ.
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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #31 on: October 17, 2014, 12:50:29 PM »

how was the dong reduction surgery?

I hope the recovery is the only "short" part!  (Obviously he just wanted to go from too long of a dong to a just right dong.  No one really wants dong reduction surgery to give them a short dong).

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #32 on: October 17, 2014, 01:56:56 PM »
I'm just going to come out and say it, my dong just wasn't proportional to the rest of my body. It was giving me severe spine and neck issues.
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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #33 on: October 17, 2014, 01:58:57 PM »

I'm just going to come out and say it, my dong just wasn't proportional to the rest of my body. It was giving me severe spine and neck issues.

Is it safe to say that whatever was wrong with your dong is long gone?

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Re: Winters get well thread..
« Reply #34 on: October 17, 2014, 03:19:37 PM »
would like to sing a happy song about your dong. hope thats not wrong?
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