Operation Codename: Striped Weasel

[EMAWican]

I got it all set up with the back judge.  On the 2nd half kickoff (when we're up 28-3) one of the refs will blow an inadvertent whistle and "blow the play dead." Cats grab ball, zam, TOUCHDOWN CATS!

[catastrophe]

Easy, whenever (if-ever) ISU is leading, turn off the play clock (due to a "malfunction") and for every down just blow the whistle RIGHT after ISU snaps it and call a delay of game. 

Keep doing this until they're backed up to their goal line and then when ISU has the ball in their own endzone blow the play dead due to the QB or RB's forward progress being stopped and its 2 points and the ball for KSU.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Easy, whenever (if-ever) ISU is leading, turn off the play clock (due to a "malfunction") and for every down just blow the whistle RIGHT after ISU snaps it and call a delay of game. 

Keep doing this until they're backed up to their goal line and then when ISU has the ball in their own endzone blow the play dead due to the QB or RB's forward progress being stopped and its 2 points and the ball for KSU.

ISU will never be leading, though. Instead, just make the play clock run half speed. That way Snyder can eat about 1:20 off the clock per play.

[CNS]

Guys, our norm of just having all or our plays spotted a yard heavy and theirs spotted a yard short seems to be working.  Maybe we just exaggerate it and make it two yards now?

[Dugout DickStone]

Entertainment wise I want whatever causes Paul Rhoads to rant/scream/freak out like a major spazz and embarass himself a ton

[Emo EMAW]

Entertainment wise I want whatever causes Paul Rhoads to rant/scream/freak out like a major spazz and embarass himself a ton

When he's running onto the field and spazzing out flag them for 12 men on the field.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

we will get a 5th down in the 4th quarter (will be up 42-10 tho)

[Missouriscribe]

Last minute of the 4th quarter(should be at least 35-7 good guys) allow the Clones to run right at the end zone. Right when the isu ball carrier approaches the goalline, have John Higgins emerge from the line judge spot and call a charge. Afterward, Higgins passes the ISU AD and whispers: "we just added a ninth referee."

[Dugout DickStone]

Last minute of the 4th quarter(should be at least 35-7 good guys) allow the Clones to run right at the end zone. Right when the isu ball carrier approaches the goalline, have John Higgins emerge from the line judge spot and call a charge. Afterward, Higgins passes the ISU AD and whispers: "we just added a ninth referee."

I like getting Johnny "HigDog" Higgins involved.

[bubbles4ksu]

One of their returners gets polamalu'd and hit by the ball and it's ruled a fumble.

[bubbles4ksu]

One of their returners gets polamalu'd and hit by the ball and it's ruled a fumble.

and then gets played when rhoades comes onto the field while the refs huddle and have to hold each other up because they're laughing so hard.