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Offline Benja

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Flossing
« on: September 22, 2014, 02:12:58 PM »
So this is just one of those things in life you just have to do, right?


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Re: Flossing
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2014, 02:13:17 PM »
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2014, 02:15:19 PM »
I love to floss.  Very clean feeling after. 
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2014, 02:15:36 PM »
dentotape tho
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2014, 02:23:41 PM »
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2014, 02:32:05 PM »
Fine. So I guess I'm just flossing for the rest of my life now.
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2014, 02:53:10 PM »
Quote from: Benja on September 22, 2014, 02:32:05 PM
Fine. So I guess I'm just flossing for the rest of my life now.

The smelliest, grossest part of your mouth is in between your teeth if you don't floss regularly.  Subhuman not to. 
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2014, 04:26:54 PM »
I carry around mint flavored disposable flosser pick thingys in my truck.  I floss after I eat pretty much anything.
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2014, 05:03:02 PM »
If I'm bleeding does that mean it's working
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2014, 06:02:08 PM »
Sometimes I lie to my dentist about my flossing habits  :frown:
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2014, 08:31:38 PM »
The sticks are the best
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2014, 08:36:33 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 22, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
Sometimes I lie to my dentist about my flossing habits  :frown:

He/she knows.
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2014, 08:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on September 22, 2014, 02:13:17 PM
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been thinking about buying one of these.  seems like it'd hurt less.
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2014, 08:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 22, 2014, 06:02:08 PM
Sometimes I lie to my dentist about my flossing habits  :frown:


:frown:

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Re: Flossing
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2014, 08:41:14 PM »
Don't floss.

Quote from: Tobias on September 22, 2014, 02:13:17 PM
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Have one of these. Rarely use.

Brush? once, maybe twice a day (never miss a morning).

Haven't had a cavity in years. Yes, regular checkups.

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Re: Flossing
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2014, 08:46:19 PM »
I've used a waterpik for the last five or six years (same one).  i like it, don't like flossing (squeamish about it)
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2014, 08:47:56 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on September 22, 2014, 08:46:19 PM
I've used a waterpik for the last five or six years (same one).  i like it, don't like flossing (squeamish about it)

Does it hook up to the faucet?
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2014, 08:49:33 PM »
has its own reservoir - mine looks like this (probably old)

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Re: Flossing
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2014, 08:50:35 PM »
kinda awkward at first and you kinda just "drool out" the water
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2014, 08:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on September 22, 2014, 08:46:19 PM
I've used a waterpik for the last five or six years (same one).  i like it, don't like flossing (squeamish about it)

Wanna know what I really like? Don't care. I'm going to tell you anyway. It's the feeling you get when you go to the dentist and they brush/ clean your teeth with the scrubber and that really thick paste stuff. Also, when I'm rich, I'm going to get all my front teeth replaced with beautiful veneers like my boyhood idol Jalen Rose did when he got to the NBA. It's going to be great, and so will my smile!



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Re: Flossing
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2014, 08:52:45 PM »
I think I would get the one that you hook up in the shower.  That way your drool and water and plaque and stuff could just roll down you into the drain.
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2014, 08:54:40 PM »
forgot they make shower heads

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Re: Flossing
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2014, 11:43:45 PM »
Quote from: Tobias on September 22, 2014, 08:49:33 PM
has its own reservoir - mine looks like this (probably old)



Seriously? What the hell is that thing?
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2014, 11:46:19 PM »
pumps a stream of water as you run it along your gum line, knocking off food particles and other bad guys
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Re: Flossing
« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2014, 11:49:14 PM »
Haven't been to the dentist in several years. Haven't flossed in several years. (Don't like it when flossing causes my gums to bleed).

Brush at least once a day, if not more.

No probs with my teeth for many, many years. Any reason I should change?
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