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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2014, 09:47:07 AM »
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2014, 10:34:12 AM »
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2014, 10:51:39 AM »
children can be (usually are) complete assholes to dogs.  really young children don't even realize they are being assholes to the dogs.  it's a miracle of selection that more dogs don't bite the crap out of children that deserve to have the crap bitten out of them.

in all honesty this was kind of the case w/ me. The dog was in front of the door I was trying to go through. I think I said "if you don't move, I'll kill you" being two years old and all and then it attacked me. I don't think I touched it or anything though. Looking back, I think it thought "kill" was maybe a command?

Regardless, I was scared as crap of dogs until I was about 10 years old.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2014, 11:12:39 AM »
If you are really torn about what to do, maybe offer to drop everything if they pay to get the dog trained by a professional?

Interesting angle...  I'm definitely gonna speak up about this.
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2014, 11:24:17 AM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #55 on: September 16, 2014, 11:44:13 AM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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Pro Pro Tip: If this is the case, it is already too late for the dog.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #56 on: September 16, 2014, 12:02:15 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #57 on: September 16, 2014, 03:15:18 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

it is, actually.  not every person can handle every dog, but virtually every dog can be handled by someone.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #58 on: September 16, 2014, 03:43:53 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

it is, actually.  not every person can handle every dog, but virtually every dog can be handled by someone.

Can that someone keep their dog that can't be handled by others from biting them?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #59 on: September 16, 2014, 03:47:01 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

it is, actually.  not every person can handle every dog, but virtually every dog can be handled by someone.

Can that someone keep their dog that can't be handled by others from biting them?

Yeah, by not letting the dog have access to other people.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2014, 03:49:35 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

it is, actually.  not every person can handle every dog, but virtually every dog can be handled by someone.

Can that someone keep their dog that can't be handled by others from biting them?

Yeah, by not letting the dog have access to other people.

Do you know anyone who owns a dog that has never run off?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #61 on: September 16, 2014, 03:54:34 PM »

Do you know anyone who owns a dog that has never run off?

I do not know the entire life history for every dog owned by every person I have ever known so I can't be sure, but I think I know some who I have no knowledge of them running off.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #62 on: September 16, 2014, 05:31:43 PM »
Pro tip:  it's the people, not the dog. 


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This is not always true.

it is, actually.  not every person can handle every dog, but virtually every dog can be handled by someone.

Can that someone keep their dog that can't be handled by others from biting them?

i don't mean handle in the sense of that particular instant.  i mean the person screwed up by getting a dog they weren't able to, didn't want to, or were too lazy or stubborn to train.  but plenty of other people could have.
"experienced commanders will simply be smeared and will actually go to the meat."

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #63 on: September 16, 2014, 05:33:37 PM »
Do you know anyone who owns a dog that has never run off?

no dog i've ever owned has run off.  if you expect dogs to run away from there owners on a regular basis, you either know only retards or only people with Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dogs.
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #64 on: September 16, 2014, 05:38:43 PM »
I got attacked by a black Lab ( ! - such a friendly breed) when I was in 3rd grade.  About lost my eye, took stitches on my face and arm.  Owner offered to let me watch him off the dog on a dirt road outside of town, I turned him down.  He paid for my ER visit, never saw that dog again.  I still have the scars.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #65 on: September 16, 2014, 09:42:47 PM »
My dog will viciously lick the skin right off of you.

And no, we did not put the kid in there. She crawled in on her own.


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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #66 on: September 17, 2014, 08:19:48 AM »
Auburn fans keep their kids in cages.  Horrible human being #outed.  :sdeek:
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #67 on: September 17, 2014, 08:44:52 AM »
Dogs are better behaved than most SEC fans/offspring.

Props to this guy for understanding that.