hey aubrun fans, who is your best football player on your team?
Also, are the pay scales commensurate with the productivity on the field? Any that you feel maybe Lowder and the gang aren't getting a good ROI on?
Chizik made some piss poor investments, but Malzahn seems to know how to allocate his funds. I'm pretty sure we pay Cassanova McKinzy in Chick-Fil-A sandwiches.
Good to know that your program openly supports homophobia.
And deliciousness.
I too have experienced the hate of CfA.
One Saturday evening I was in a mad rush to get some food before a movie started. I pulled into their drivethru behind a few cars which seemed to fly through the food ordering process that was obviously powered by bigotry and self loathing.
I ordered my chicken sandwich and heard the sneering "will that be all tonight sir?"
As I moved to the brightly lit window and viewed the 88ers of all nationalities working behind the counter, a perky young woman claimed that "since we are closed on Sundays, you are welcome to some extra hatemorsels so they do not go to waste."
I recoiled in pleasure as I snatched the bag-of-shame from the woman's dainty manicured claw and sped off. I parked behind a building in embarrasment as I consumed the extra hate coleslaw and chicken wrap they so strategically used like that 1st shot of heroin.
