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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #50 on: September 09, 2014, 11:32:30 PM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #51 on: September 09, 2014, 11:34:33 PM »
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

You get my point, I'm sure.   :)

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #52 on: September 09, 2014, 11:38:02 PM »

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

Wow. Absolutely disgusting.
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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #53 on: September 09, 2014, 11:39:52 PM »

When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

Don't knock it until you have tried it, but possum milk will cure what ails ya. It is da bomb!

Wow. Absolutely disgusting.

It is best if the possum has lain on the side of the road for a spell. The milk kinda ferments and makes it more tangy. Good stuff!

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #54 on: September 09, 2014, 11:49:29 PM »
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

i can read spanish moderately well... writing in spanish... not so much
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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #55 on: September 09, 2014, 11:56:05 PM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #56 on: September 09, 2014, 11:58:31 PM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #57 on: September 10, 2014, 12:04:35 AM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.

This is a family board, but let's just say it was every bit as bad as you can imagine.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #58 on: September 10, 2014, 12:07:17 AM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

On what part of the squirrel did he kiss it? I can only imagine, considering the uncontrollable perversity of these Alabamans.

This is a family board, but let's just say it was every bit as bad as you can imagine.

So I thought. Perverts and barbarians, pure and simple.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #59 on: September 10, 2014, 12:08:31 AM »
don't be gross guys
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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #60 on: September 10, 2014, 12:09:28 AM »
When I think of Alabama, I think of people who drink milk that comes from an animal besides a cow or a goat.

I saw a documentary one time that talked about how one of the favorite beverages in Alabama is squirrel milk. It showed them milking squirrels right before they killed some of them for supper. I couldn't even look at milk for a week.

The worst part was when this toothless, grimy guy tells his mom or sister (hard to tell, there were about four generations living in one tiny, ramshackle house), "I'm saving this one for later," then holds up a squirrel and kisses it, while laughing nervously. Then he notices the camera and quickly casts his expression downward, as he hurries off to a darkened part of the house, squirrel in hand. Creepy as eff. Made me realize the stereotypes aren't too far off.

They told me the camera was off.  :curse:

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #61 on: September 10, 2014, 12:44:11 AM »
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #62 on: September 10, 2014, 01:03:19 AM »
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.


Pictured: The most popular exhibit at the Montgomery Zoo in Alabama.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #63 on: September 10, 2014, 01:04:02 AM »
At a Northern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal.

At a Southern zoo, there is a sign in front of each cage with a description of the animal …

and a recipe.

And your point is?

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #64 on: September 10, 2014, 01:47:24 AM »
Tooth decay
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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #65 on: September 10, 2014, 01:52:37 AM »
High blood pressure, mainly.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #67 on: September 10, 2014, 02:15:02 AM »
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #68 on: September 10, 2014, 02:20:36 AM »
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #69 on: September 10, 2014, 05:08:21 AM »
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #70 on: September 10, 2014, 05:21:32 AM »
What do I think of Alabama?

I'll tell you what I think about Alabama.

Not much.

I will tell you two things that Alabama has that Kansas never will:
1. Fresh seafood.
2. A national championship

1. That seafood is all poisoned thanks to the BP oil spill, enjoy your cancer.
2. Miami beat Nebraska for the national title in 1983, Auburn was 3rd and still claims it  :lol:

They are very aggy when it comes to crap like that... There's even a place on the Auburn wiki page where is says "claimed championships".

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #71 on: September 10, 2014, 06:29:54 AM »
People who can't read

Or write.

I'd be v. surprised if someone could write who couldn't read.

You get my point, I'm sure.   :)
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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #72 on: September 10, 2014, 06:59:47 AM »
Went to Gulf Shores, nice beaches.  Funny thing is, the people there look amazingly like the Missouri hillbillies you see at Lake of the Ozarks.  It was kind of like Branson on a seashore.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #73 on: September 10, 2014, 07:44:41 AM »
Went to Gulf Shores, nice beaches.  Funny thing is, the people there look amazingly like the Missouri hillbillies you see at Lake of the Ozarks.  It was kind of like Branson on a seashore.

And 99.99899% of them wear the douche nozzled script A.

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Re: What do you think of when you think of the state of Alabama?
« Reply #74 on: September 10, 2014, 08:24:54 AM »
Great vacation in Alabama.