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Offline Ich.Gewinne

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« on: September 06, 2014, 09:07:06 PM »
The eff.


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Re: Tejas
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2014, 09:24:18 PM »
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Re: Tejas
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2014, 09:25:26 PM »
yeah. woah.

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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014, 09:28:11 PM »
Almost expected really

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014, 09:41:51 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2014, 09:44:35 PM »
Will love hearing the gameday guys squirm after they talked up Texas all damn day
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Re: Tejas
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2014, 09:45:26 PM »
it's spelled "texas", with an "x"
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2014, 09:50:42 PM »
it's spelled "texas", with an "x"

but not capitalized

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2014, 09:51:36 PM »
Woof.
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Re: Tejas
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2014, 10:01:53 PM »
it's spelled "texas", with an "x"

Not in San Antonio, El Paso, and various other parts... It is in my area, tho.

bears are fast...

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2014, 10:11:26 PM »
eff me running.


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Re: Tejas
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2014, 10:22:19 PM »
Bring Back Mack!

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2014, 11:29:57 PM »
Just needs to get his guys in.
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2014, 11:57:01 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2014, 12:00:31 AM »
Swoopes is just so limited. He's not accurate, or shifty, or good at reading defenses. Not meant at all for a pro style offense. Good size and can throw it far and that's about it. We really should just do what BYU did tonight and run it at them 60 times until their defense wilts.

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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2014, 12:11:16 AM »
Swoopes is just so limited. He's not accurate, or shifty, or good at reading defenses. Not meant at all for a pro style offense. Good size and can throw it far and that's about it. We really should just do what BYU did tonight and run it at them 60 times until their defense wilts.

Hey, NDSU ran the ball like 1000 times for an average gain of like 20 yards per run against ISU, but we decided we should try to air it out today. I doubt we see what worked against one of our opponents and learn from it, is what I'm saying.

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« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2014, 12:18:50 AM »
Just needs to get his guys in.

He's doing a pretty good job of getting Mack's guys out. Booted another Friday who hadn't even played a down for the Horns.

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2014, 12:34:09 AM »
Swoopes is just so limited. He's not accurate, or shifty, or good at reading defenses. Not meant at all for a pro style offense. Good size and can throw it far and that's about it. We really should just do what BYU did tonight and run it at them 60 times until their defense wilts.

Same thing happened last year and we gained like 2 yds rushing vs Texas.

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« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2014, 12:34:54 AM »
Swoopes is just so limited. He's not accurate, or shifty, or good at reading defenses. Not meant at all for a pro style offense. Good size and can throw it far and that's about it. We really should just do what BYU did tonight and run it at them 60 times until their defense wilts.

Same thing happened last year and we gained like 2 yds rushing vs Texas.

They also got a new defensive coordinator last between that game and ours.

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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2014, 12:58:03 AM »
Two starting O linemen were suspended and they still ran the ball 35 times. Sooooooooo  :confused:

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Re: Tejas
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2014, 07:02:59 PM »
Horns got hooked. (Hook'em Mormons? Isn't the horns-hand sign like, the devil's horns. Mormons would hate that.)

Texas plays UCLA next.  :buh-bye:


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