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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #50 on: September 20, 2014, 10:04:07 AM »
Tough loss last night 2-6. There was a player on loan from The Best League in the World who was playing for the other team. He scored 4. 1 header on a SET PIECE, 2 headers on crosses, and one WOOD SHEDDING OF THE ENTIRE ANGELS TEAM WITH MAD FOOT SKILLS. dobberjr started out at center back and then moved up to holding mid when coach confirmed he could still run after the trucking from the previous night. He played okay. Should have cleared the corner that resulted in a header.

Toddlerdobber ran the bases on the adjoining baseball field about 364 times. NOT EVEN TIRED!


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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #51 on: September 22, 2014, 11:22:12 AM »
i still love reading these but i cant get the image of toddlerdobber with a toddlers body and dobbers picture as his head out of my mind.

its both funny and very creepy at the same time.

probably have equal numbers of teeth.
This is a friendly thread. That sounded mean. Were your intentions mean when you typed that?

My sincerest apologies Mr Dobber. As a parent of an 11 year old soccer player and coach of an 8 year old soccer player, I don't want to be forced out of this thread. Keep on keeping on...

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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #52 on: September 22, 2014, 11:53:46 AM »
I dumbly asked another parent to be a head coach and me be the assistant and man oh man am I regretting that decision.

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« Reply #53 on: September 22, 2014, 12:36:04 PM »

I dumbly asked another parent to be a head coach and me be the assistant and man oh man am I regretting that decision.
Is he treating it like World Cup soccer?


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« Reply #54 on: September 22, 2014, 12:37:03 PM »

i still love reading these but i cant get the image of toddlerdobber with a toddlers body and dobbers picture as his head out of my mind.

its both funny and very creepy at the same time.

probably have equal numbers of teeth.
This is a friendly thread. That sounded mean. Were your intentions mean when you typed that?

My sincerest apologies Mr Dobber. As a parent of an 11 year old soccer player and coach of an 8 year old soccer player, I don't want to be forced out of this thread. Keep on keeping on...
Kids are almost the same age! Are your kids all world like mine!?


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« Reply #55 on: September 22, 2014, 01:07:06 PM »

I dumbly asked another parent to be a head coach and me be the assistant and man oh man am I regretting that decision.
Is he treating it like World Cup soccer?


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By golly he's trying! I want them to play games with the ball and have fun because they're 8 year old girls but he doesn't exactly see it that way.

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« Reply #56 on: September 22, 2014, 01:40:03 PM »

i still love reading these but i cant get the image of toddlerdobber with a toddlers body and dobbers picture as his head out of my mind.

its both funny and very creepy at the same time.

probably have equal numbers of teeth.
This is a friendly thread. That sounded mean. Were your intentions mean when you typed that?

My sincerest apologies Mr Dobber. As a parent of an 11 year old soccer player and coach of an 8 year old soccer player, I don't want to be forced out of this thread. Keep on keeping on...
Kids are almost the same age! Are your kids all world like mine!?


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My 8 year old daughter is generally in the top 3 players on her team (and never runs out of energy) and my 11 year old son, prefers the defensive side (likes the ball to come to him instead of chasing it).  He's been playing goalie for the better part of the last 3 years now.  Her team has tied every game this season so far (only three teams this year, must be pretty even) and his team has lost once in the last 3 years (but throw in some ties as well). 

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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #57 on: September 23, 2014, 05:14:20 AM »

i still love reading these but i cant get the image of toddlerdobber with a toddlers body and dobbers picture as his head out of my mind.

its both funny and very creepy at the same time.

probably have equal numbers of teeth.
This is a friendly thread. That sounded mean. Were your intentions mean when you typed that?

My sincerest apologies Mr Dobber. As a parent of an 11 year old soccer player and coach of an 8 year old soccer player, I don't want to be forced out of this thread. Keep on keeping on...
Kids are almost the same age! Are your kids all world like mine!?


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My 8 year old daughter is generally in the top 3 players on her team (and never runs out of energy) and my 11 year old son, prefers the defensive side (likes the ball to come to him instead of chasing it).  He's been playing goalie for the better part of the last 3 years now.  Her team has tied every game this season so far (only three teams this year, must be pretty even) and his team has lost once in the last 3 years (but throw in some ties as well).
:thumbs: Any tournaments? Sounds like they got some skills!

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« Reply #58 on: September 23, 2014, 05:17:02 AM »

I dumbly asked another parent to be a head coach and me be the assistant and man oh man am I regretting that decision.
Is he treating it like World Cup soccer?


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By golly he's trying! I want them to play games with the ball and have fun because they're 8 year old girls but he doesn't exactly see it that way.
If dobberette's team doesn't run a drill correctly after having done it a few times at practice, squawk coach gets visibly upset. That's when things like "emergency coaches meetings" happen.

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« Reply #59 on: September 23, 2014, 05:26:39 AM »
dobberette came down with a bug. She had the chills Sunday morning and spent most of the day sleeping, so there was no soccer for her. She was kind of bummed because she knew that she was going to start had she played. We started with 1 sub and then another girl showed up at halftime. Ended up getting beat 2-1 by a team that was not as good as we were. Squawk coach did not like getting beat.

dobberjr's Ninjas won the evening cap 4-3. It was one of the crazier games. With 5 minutes left in the half, Ninjas were down 0-2, but had out shot the other team about 15-2. The other team had 2 shots in the entire half and both of them went in. Ninjas were possessing the crap out of the ball and looked great, even in the final third but just could not put it in the net. dobberjr crashed on a shot and actually put it in, but the ref waved it off. He said the goalie had a hand on the ball and the league is strict about not kicking the ball if the goalie has even a single finger on the ball. Of course, dobberjr said the goalie wasn't touching it.

The second half was more of the same. They had 2 shots in the second and made 1. We continued to pass and build and look really sharp, just not putting the ball in the net. One of the prettiest plays was 4 consecutive 1-touch passes that ended in a goal, but the last guy was off-sides by about 6 inches. Anyway, a win is a win!

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« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2014, 07:35:50 PM »
Angels won tonight. 7-0.
dobberjr played holding mid. I wasn't there.
dobber: so tell me about the game.
dobberjr: it was good. I played holding mid and had three assists. I have to admit that two of them were just....sexy.
dobber: ??????
dobberjr: they were just really pretty through balls right to xxxxx and xxxxx and they just scored them. It was awesome.


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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2014, 08:12:54 PM »
You need to wash that perverts mouth out with soap
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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2014, 08:16:47 PM »
Time clean up the vocabulary around Jr. ;)

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« Reply #63 on: September 23, 2014, 08:24:45 PM »
Yeah, that crap don't fly around here!  But seriously, is that a good or bad thing that he said it? I think I smiled when I asked him to confirm what he said. Just need to know what gE thinks about this development.


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« Reply #64 on: September 23, 2014, 08:33:20 PM »
He's like 13 right?

It's fine
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« Reply #65 on: September 23, 2014, 08:50:42 PM »

He's like 13 right?

It's fine
11!!!!!!!
(Almost 12)

6th grade, so I think it's okay. I'll keep an eye on it, though, since this is a family thread.


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Re: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!)
« Reply #66 on: September 23, 2014, 09:31:01 PM »
"sexy" is ok at any age when it comes to european football

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« Reply #67 on: September 23, 2014, 10:27:38 PM »
FIRST PRACTICE WITH OUR BUDDING JURGEN RUNNING EVERYTHING WAS TONIGHT

Quote from: Panda on the way home (our team is the pandas)
THAT WASN'T SOCCER PRACTICE THAT WAS STANDING PRACTICE

I knew this would happen and I like being right but I hate having boring practices. :frown:

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« Reply #68 on: September 23, 2014, 10:28:41 PM »
Lol, that's a pretty cute panda quote
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« Reply #69 on: September 24, 2014, 06:21:22 AM »

FIRST PRACTICE WITH OUR BUDDING JURGEN RUNNING EVERYTHING WAS TONIGHT

Quote from: Panda on the way home (our team is the pandas)
THAT WASN'T SOCCER PRACTICE THAT WAS STANDING PRACTICE

I knew this would happen and I like being right but I hate having boring practices. :frown:
He didn't send out a practice agenda 48 hours in advance? GET HIM!


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« Reply #70 on: September 24, 2014, 07:46:59 AM »

FIRST PRACTICE WITH OUR BUDDING JURGEN RUNNING EVERYTHING WAS TONIGHT

Quote from: Panda on the way home (our team is the pandas)
THAT WASN'T SOCCER PRACTICE THAT WAS STANDING PRACTICE

I knew this would happen and I like being right but I hate having boring practices. :frown:
He didn't send out a practice agenda 48 hours in advance? GET HIM!


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Well, he did, and it included lots of standing around.

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« Reply #71 on: September 24, 2014, 08:21:23 AM »
was it a bunch of demonstration that involved some kids and had others just standing around watching until it was their turn?

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« Reply #72 on: September 26, 2014, 08:20:53 PM »
Have to get caught up on the week before another busy weekend...
dobberjr's Angels had a friendly scrimmage last night that ended in 1-4 loss. A couple of the better players sat out due to minor injuries and the game was played on a very wet field. Overall uneventful loss. dobberjr did get schooled once at midfield which led to one of the goals. Played holding mid and him and his com-padre didn't talk to each other and looked a little sloppy.

TONIGHT!!!!! Angles won 7-0. dobberjr played holding mid. Had a nice assist early on and then he SCORED HIS FIRST GOAL OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! :emawkid: :emawkid:
He carried the ball down the side and towards the corner. Dribbled past one guy on the side and then made a move on the guy in the corner and left him behind. Ended up being an uneventful, 1 on 1 with the goalie, goal where he came in from the side and the goalie didn't close fast enough. dobberjr made quick work of the goal with the an outside right footed flick to the back of the net. He looked over at me and smiled. I gave him a  :thumbs: , but inside I was  :excited: .

GO DOBBERJR!!!!!! :billdance:

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« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2014, 10:07:08 PM »
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