Author Topic: dobber family soccer updates (and your kids sports, too!) (Read 27618 times)

slobber · « **Reply #150 on:** April 07, 2015, 09:15:37 AM »

Guys, me and one other assistant just got notified via email that we are no longer coaching dobberette's team.

:sad:

Gonna win 'em all!

wetwillie · « **Reply #151 on:** April 07, 2015, 09:46:26 AM »

Was it a conflict of interest with your involvement in big weed killer?

slobber · « **Reply #152 on:** April 07, 2015, 10:24:00 AM »

I am pretty crushed. A real life "thank you, you have been great for the team, but you do not fit into the direction going forward".

I am blaming the Duke win last night. Too much for a KU fan to handle. Right?

Gonna win 'em all!

Skipper44 · « **Reply #153 on:** April 07, 2015, 10:51:29 AM »

is it a rec or club team?

SleepFighter · « **Reply #154 on:** April 07, 2015, 10:55:53 AM »

How many assistants are there?

Fedor · « **Reply #155 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:04:50 AM »

Quote from: slobber on April 07, 2015, 09:15:37 AM

Guys, me and one other assistant just got notified via email that we are no longer coaching dobberette's team. :sad:

Gonna win 'em all!

Sorry to hear that slobber. Unless you don't really care, if that is the case then consider this us sharing a beer and laughing at the ridiculous world of youth sports.

I always felt like I was hanging by a thread w/ my assistant coach duties. I think I have relayed the trials and tribulations of that situation enough already.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #156 on:** April 07, 2015, 12:32:38 PM »

does toddler dobber still spit game on the sidelines of dobber jr's sporting games?

slobber · « **Reply #157 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:23:19 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on April 07, 2015, 12:32:38 PM

does toddler dobber still spit game on the sidelines of dobber jr's sporting games?

The first few games have been too cold. Now that I am unshackled, he will be present more!

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #158 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:23:36 PM »

Quote from: Skipper44 on April 07, 2015, 10:51:29 AM

is it a rec or club team?

club

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #159 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:24:05 PM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on April 07, 2015, 10:55:53 AM

How many assistants are there?

there was a head coach and three assistants.

Gonna win 'em all!

SleepFighter · « **Reply #160 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:30:42 PM »

Quote from: slobber on April 07, 2015, 02:24:05 PM

Quote from: SleepFighter on April 07, 2015, 10:55:53 AM
How many assistants are there?
there was a head coach and three assistants.

Gonna win 'em all!

That does seem like an impressive coach to player ratio for a u10 team.

kslim · « **Reply #161 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:32:37 PM »

does ka-ra-te count as a sports dobbs?

4 year old just belted up last night

steve dave · « **Reply #162 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:39:16 PM »

lil sd is getting really good at kicking. he will put the ball down right in front of his foot and kick out (no back swing) and yell "KICK" and do that over and over until he's bored with it.

SleepFighter · « **Reply #163 on:** April 07, 2015, 02:40:18 PM »

I am going to be attending a "What is select soccer" meeting tonight after Boy1's practice. I am pretty sure that the answer is going to be "expensive".

SleepFighter · « **Reply #164 on:** April 07, 2015, 09:23:38 PM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on April 07, 2015, 02:40:18 PM

I am going to be attending a "What is select soccer" meeting tonight after Boy1's practice. I am pretty sure that the answer is going to be "expensive".

Oh, hey, I was right!

Tobias · « **Reply #165 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:14:39 PM »

you guys should cherish every opportunity to troll soccer ppl irl

slobber · « **Reply #166 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:30:28 PM »

Quote from: kslim on April 07, 2015, 02:32:37 PM

does ka-ra-te count as a sports dobbs?

4 year old just belted up last night

yes. Karate is a sport.

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slobber · « **Reply #167 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:32:59 PM »

Quote from: SleepFighter on April 07, 2015, 02:30:42 PM

Quote from: slobber on April 07, 2015, 02:24:05 PM

Quote from: SleepFighter on April 07, 2015, 10:55:53 AM
How many assistants are there?
there was a head coach and three assistants.

Gonna win 'em all!

That does seem like an impressive coach to player ratio for a u10 team.

he asked me to coach. He can ask me to not coach. As is evidenced throughout this thread, I am not a soccer player.

I will vouch that these kids sports can cost a lot of money.

lilsd will own this thread very soon, just as his daddy owns every other thread on this blog.

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slobber · « **Reply #168 on:** April 07, 2015, 11:36:53 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on April 07, 2015, 11:14:39 PM

you guys should cherish every opportunity to troll soccer ppl irl

Now that I am no longer coaching and only the team money collector, I will be able to report on more trolling along with more enjoyable toddlerdobber sideline happenings. It's what this thread is really about.

The trolling doesn't just relate to soccer. It's parents of 5 year old 'athletes' that need to be trolled.

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slobber · « **Reply #169 on:** April 11, 2015, 04:03:53 PM »

Okay. Dobberette's team sucks. They tied 0-0 in their first game and lost 0-7 (estimated) in the 2nd game of their tournament. They have not scored a goal yet this year. I blame the coaching.

Dobberjr's team played very well today. Won 7-1. Jr carried one in from the side and as the goalie came out, he popped it up over the goalie and bounced it in the goal. This all happened within 10 ft of the goal and was really great. He also had two assists. One of them was really awesome. Trust me.

Toddlerdobber really enjoyed himself today. He carried the official roster out to the ref. We played some soccer at half time. He romanced the ladies on the sideline. One question, why do 4 yr olds announce so loudly that they have to go pee?

Gonna win 'em all!

steve dave · « **Reply #170 on:** April 11, 2015, 04:07:48 PM »

lil sd just goes. sometimes he will tell you after he goes though.

Tobias · « **Reply #171 on:** April 11, 2015, 04:36:45 PM »

i realize it's completely against the spirit of this thread, but i want to fight dobberette's coach

slobber · « **Reply #172 on:** April 12, 2015, 06:09:18 AM »

LETS GET HIM!!

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #173 on:** April 12, 2015, 04:05:13 PM »

Dobberette's team is oscar bad. Lost again 0-6 (estimated). Toddlerdobber WHISPERED in my ear at half time, "I got to go pee."

Dobberjr 's game starts in 30 minutes. They are playing in what amounts to a cow pasture with field markings and no cows. Is this a 3rd world country that I was not aware of? Toddlerdobber brought a basket of Easter eggs to share. We'll see how this turns out.

Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #174 on:** April 12, 2015, 04:24:31 PM »

Toddlerdobber delivered the official roster and player cards to the official yesterday. He then lined up to wait for the ref to call his name.

Gonna win 'em all!