Author Topic: So I was at City Park yesterday... (Read 3869 times)

Pexikan · « **on:** April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM »

...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to

with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

_33 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2010, 09:44:06 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM

...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

I don't get the singing part.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2010, 09:47:47 AM »

I saw Luis the day after the Texas game at The Chef. Put on the fake beard that I fortuitously found in my pocket and asked for a picture with him, then asked him how his "business" was. (You may remember he got hit in the junk during the Texas game.) He had two total babes with him there, too.

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2010, 09:55:07 AM »

Good story Pexikan. Medium story SkinnnyBenny.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:36:06 AM »

michigancat · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:40:12 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM

...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

you sound like an a-hole.

Pett · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:41:09 AM »

Luis still absolutely sucks but yeah, cool stories.

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2010, 10:48:06 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM

...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

Pexikan · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:16:58 AM »

Quote from: michigancat on April 09, 2010, 10:40:12 AM

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

you sound like an a-hole.

Said the pot to the kettle...

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:20:56 AM »

know the chick. not that hot. Were you there around 8 or so. if so me an another emawer had to go to the other bball goals by the MCC because of you a holes. also you guys looked terrible.

Pexikan · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:26:24 AM »

Most of us left around 6ish. Not sure anyone else I know plays that late.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #11 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:27:54 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 11:26:24 AM

Most of us left around 6ish. Not sure anyone else I know plays that late.

whew good to know

'taterblast · « **Reply #12 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:31:26 AM »

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM

Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet.

steve dave · « **Reply #13 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:45:45 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on April 09, 2010, 10:36:06 AM

You didn't have a lot of material to work with bro. Not your fault.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #14 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:49:51 AM »

These updates are what keeps me coming back during the off-season. Good work everyone.

cowbell17 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:35:32 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on April 09, 2010, 10:40:12 AM

Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

you sound like an a-hole.

LMAO! On the contrary it is you who sounds like the a$$hat. Guessing you were the singer in his story.

michigancat · « **Reply #16 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:52:41 PM »

I'm not an a-hole. I'm a very nice person.

steve dave · « **Reply #17 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:53:23 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on April 09, 2010, 12:52:41 PM

I'm not an a-hole. I'm a very nice person.

It's true

hatingfrancisco · « **Reply #18 on:** April 09, 2010, 12:58:17 PM »

Quote from: cowbell17 on April 09, 2010, 12:35:32 PM

Quote from: michigancat on April 09, 2010, 10:40:12 AM
Quote from: Pexikan on April 09, 2010, 09:40:52 AM
...playing a pick-up game with some of the regulars (me being one of em) when wouldn't you know who shows up to observe...Local notable and former JYC Louis Colon. After finishing our game, I asked the big fella if he wanted to with us but he declined. I guess he didn't want to embarrass us or himself (we're pretty good,ha!) He had a rather attractive female with him and she made reference to how short we all were (our "bigs" were only about 6-3 each) and she didn't want to watch by herself. Lou's a funny mofo though. He kept crackin jokes on this guy at the other basket that was dressed in a black beater and corderoy pants and somewhat resembled Jesus. "Jesus would have a better game, you'd think". "Amen" said Lou. Then we had some dipshit theatre queer walk onto the court and start singing showtunes as if he just lost a bet. I'm proud everyone there showed a lot of restraint from turning his act into an impromptu dodgeball game. Lou belted out "Encore" as the kid walked away, shamed. We all started in with requests (I wanted to hear some Momma Mia) and the kid didn't even turn around to thank his audience. Horse-crap. I looked at Lou and said "he did that for you Lou. There's your new fan-base" and we all laughed. Ahh..good times. 5 minutes later, Lou left. I'ma miss that guy. I no longer keep any animosity toward him. Cool dude, Louis Colon. TIA.

you sound like an a-hole.

LMAO! On the contrary it is you who sounds like the a$$hat. Guessing you were the singer in his story.

Here comes the calvalry!