Design our first drive

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

ok guys. first game of the season, were playing stone cold steve austin and they win the toss. they elect to receive and guess what? touchback. they go 3 and out and have a crappy punter probably so we call a fair catch at our own 35 yard line.

now its your turn... draw up some plays to get us into the end zone and start this season off right.

here are the only rules:

1- you have to call a false start penalty on us even though were playing at home and it should be dead quiet on offense.
2- you have to call a TO on a second down play
3- one play in your drive must be drawn up for baby Gronk because he is our best player

GO!

[steve dave]

return opening kickoff for a TD

[steve dave]

onside kick, we recover

[steve dave]

50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good

[steve dave]

normal kickoff, tackle guy on the 5 yrd line

[kslim]

well that was simple, over the middle slip screen ala osu. obviously it happens on second down

next

[steve dave]

sack the QB, safety

[420seriouscat69]

What kind of snack off is this?

[steve dave]

they do the punt option on the safety kick off but it's a sucky punt so one of our close slow guys catches it. still returns it to their 15 yrd line.

[steve dave]

running play to gronk. he goes tecmo bo jackson on their entire defense knocking them all over on his way for 6 more (+2 because we go for 2 again)

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!

[steve dave]

kick off out the back of the end zone. their first play they throw and INT to Clink and he drags a chain of 11 defenders 25 yards into the endzone.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

ok in hindsight you guys i put this on the wrong board.

im super rusty from combofanning my balls off all summer.

lil help?

[Cartierfor3]

running play to gronk. he goes tecmo bo jackson on their entire defense knocking them all over on his way for 6 more (+2 because we go for 2 again)

Maybe Mueller can go Tecmo Bowl oscar Smith? 

[kslim]

1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!

i did this in 3 plays. way to wear our guys out dipshit

[Benja]

I bet our first drive is super schemey. Actually I bet all our drives are.

[Benja]

Actually our first drive will probably suck. That's the scheme.

[sonofdaxjones]

First Play:  Waters calls a timeout

[Benja]

And then just as your begin to think we suck, boom, 7 minute 20 second drive that ends in a field goal. Game set match.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

And then just as your begin to think we suck, boom, 7 minute 20 second drive that ends in a field goal. Game set match.

[yoEMAW]

50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good

My guy and I vote for this one.

[PowercatPat]

Jake Waters short side option for a TD.

['taterblast]

1st and 10 on our own 35- HB draw to Leverett for 4 yards
2nd and 6 on our own 39- QB keeper Waters for 2 yards
3rd and 4 on our own 41- 5 yard curl route to Sexton for 6 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 on our own 47- Post route to Lockett for 23 yards

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* FIRST DOWN!!!!!

1st and 10 from their 30- False Start
1st and 15 from their 35- HB dive left to Leverett for 3 yards
2nd and 12 from their 32- Timeout
2nd and 12 from their 32- Fake QB dive pass to baby Gronk down the middle for 32 yards!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FOR A WILDCAT *BOOM BOOM* TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!

  yeah sure, we're wasting that play on SFA. please. let's leave this thread to the HBSPCIQ types.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

its on our game film from last year oh mighty playcalling god 'blast. it doesnt matter, you cant stop it.

[The Big Train]

1st down Jake airmails it 10 yards over locketts head on a quick out route
2nd down Jake takes to much time in the pocket and gets hit, finney recovers the fumble
3rd down Lockett goes on a go route and scores on a 70 yard td pass