chum1's dumb job stories

[stevedaveKSU]

I’m good with just one job. I wouldn’t be able to travel like I have been if I attempted 2. I had over 30 flights last year that weren’t work related. I’m already on pace to do the same this year. With that travel schedule and flexibility there’s no reason for me to even think about 2.

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[stevedaveKSU]

Holy crap. D2 just called me out of the blue and told me that his new company might have a remote opening for me. Lmao

He's still bffs with D1, who still does contract work for our former employer. So, he'd heard I was laid off.

I didn't gain any additional insight about what happened when he was fired. Still don't know what to believe about any of it. I did enjoy that he started out by saying, "I wish those people the best and don't have any ill will toward any of them," and then finished with a 15 minute rant about what awful people they are and that the owner needs to get some white paint to cover up the scripture on his office walls because he's rough ridin' evil.

You must make this happen


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[cfbandyman]

Hmmm

[DaBigTrain]

I’m good with just one job. I wouldn’t be able to travel like I have been if I attempted 2. I had over 30 flights last year that weren’t work related. I’m already on pace to do the same this year. With that travel schedule and flexibility there’s no reason for me to even think about 2.

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[pissclams]

I’m good with just one job. I wouldn’t be able to travel like I have been if I attempted 2. I had over 30 flights last year that weren’t work related. I’m already on pace to do the same this year. With that travel schedule and flexibility there’s no reason for me to even think about 2.

more like da big airplane

[chum1]

D2 also mentioned that his new company is the type to acquire other companies. Which seems true because they have all of these random ass locations on their website. So, another funny part of the call was him mentioning the possibility of the new company acquiring the old company. He said, "and if that happens, it's like, 'COO, you're gone. CFO, gone. Don't need you any more.'" I was thinking to myself, "oh, you've been thinking about this for a while." 100% chance that he suggests this idea to the new company.

[pissclams]

D2 also mentioned that his new company is the type to acquire other companies. Which seems true because they have all of these random ass locations on their website. So, another funny part of the call was him mentioning the possibility of the new company acquiring the old company. He said, "and if that happens, it's like, 'COO, you're gone. CFO, gone. Don't need you any more.'" I was thinking to myself, "oh, you've been thinking about this for a while." 100% chance that he suggests this idea to the new company.

for this to come full circle, i hope you work for him and his new company acquires one of the other companies that employ you.  everyone will be asking you if you’ve met the other chum1 yet.   you’ll have to join team meetings with two different laptops and only be able to turn on one camera.  this will turn into a movie.

[catastrophe]

D2 also mentioned that his new company is the type to acquire other companies. Which seems true because they have all of these random ass locations on their website. So, another funny part of the call was him mentioning the possibility of the new company acquiring the old company. He said, "and if that happens, it's like, 'COO, you're gone. CFO, gone. Don't need you any more.'" I was thinking to myself, "oh, you've been thinking about this for a while." 100% chance that he suggests this idea to the new company.

for this to come full circle, i hope you work for him and his new company acquires one of the other companies that employ you.  everyone will be asking you if you’ve met the other chum1 yet.   you’ll have to join team meetings with two different laptops and only be able to turn on one camera.  this will turn into a movie.

Crap I really need to see this movie

[Trim]

[Spracne]

D2 also mentioned that his new company is the type to acquire other companies. Which seems true because they have all of these random ass locations on their website. So, another funny part of the call was him mentioning the possibility of the new company acquiring the old company. He said, "and if that happens, it's like, 'COO, you're gone. CFO, gone. Don't need you any more.'" I was thinking to myself, "oh, you've been thinking about this for a while." 100% chance that he suggests this idea to the new company.

for this to come full circle, i hope you work for him and his new company acquires one of the other companies that employ you.  everyone will be asking you if you’ve met the other chum1 yet.   you’ll have to join team meetings with two different laptops and only be able to turn on one camera.  this will turn into a movie.

Incredible! In the eye of your mind, who do you see playing the role of chum1? Feel free to cast the other principle characters, as well. I don't want to steal your chum1 thunder, but I'm thinking Matthew Lillard as D2.