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3 meats go in, only one survives

bratwurst
20 (44.4%)
hot dog
2 (4.4%)
hamburger
23 (51.1%)

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2014, 03:19:17 PM »
i boil for like 3 or 4 minutes in beer then grill. boiling ensures they are cooked all the way through, i dont consider it to be cheating.

you see, i think the number one mistake most people make when grilling a brat is that their temp is too high on the grill.  slow and easy wins the brat race son. u digg   :cool:


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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2014, 03:22:46 PM »
seriously who voted for the hot dog?

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2014, 03:25:38 PM »
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2014, 03:25:48 PM »
have you ever had a brat burger? I have and while you think it would be the best of both worlds, it just isnt. to me the most satisfying thing about a brat is when your teeth snaps through the casing and the juice squirts into your mouth

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2014, 03:29:14 PM »
seriously who voted for the hot dog?


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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2014, 03:30:32 PM »
Guess what I put on my brats at lunch? Shredded chz, mustard, and ketchup. :lick: I had sweet potatoe chips on the side.  :love:

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2014, 03:31:43 PM »
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.

He said that all condiments are available so this is not a valid argument here. If he had said "Which meat do you prefer when you have no condiments to go with it?" then some people may have changed their answers.

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2014, 03:36:41 PM »
It's obviously brats. It's the only one of the three that requires no additional condiments. You don't even need a bun.

Cheese brats can gtfo btw.

He said that all condiments are available so this is not a valid argument here. If he had said "Which meat do you prefer when you have no condiments to go with it?" then some people may have changed their answers.
It means that brats are the best because people don't have to make them taste like something else to enjoy them. I do like condiments on other things though.

Chili-cheese dog? You bet. Chicago dog? Yep. Mushroom swiss burger? Right on. Cheese on a brat? GTFO

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2014, 03:40:50 PM »
have you ever had a brat burger? I have and while you think it would be the best of both worlds, it just isnt. to me the most satisfying thing about a brat is when your teeth snaps through the casing and the juice squirts into your mouth

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2014, 04:35:46 PM »
i'm guessing seven voted for hot dog

hot dogs are disgusting, but less disgusting than brats.

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2014, 04:49:27 PM »
i have some of the boully pale ale brats in my fridge. if i find some kraut, ill grill them tonight.

i have heard they do not taste like pale ale in any way

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2014, 04:51:23 PM »
i have some of the boully pale ale brats in my fridge. if i find some kraut, ill grill them tonight.

i have heard they do not taste like pale ale in any way
They don't.  :frown: Neither does the wheat.  :frown:

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2014, 09:31:07 AM »
I like pineapple brats.  No boil, just grill. 

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2014, 10:17:02 AM »
Not sure if OG, but OMG.

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2014, 03:23:36 PM »
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
This is the correct method.

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2014, 03:25:16 PM »
I grill them slow and low first and then finish them in the beer boil. 
This is the correct method.

i would beer simmer first and then sear on the grill to finish

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2014, 03:28:10 PM »
eff cooking a brat

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2014, 09:21:26 PM »
Had ground sirloin burgers on the weber.  Medium rare, kaiser roll, garden tomatoes, grilled poblanos and vidalia onion. 

would never pick a brat over that.

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« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2014, 09:53:26 PM »
what are your favorite brats?

beer?  spicy?  jalapeno cheddar  regular? pineapple?  johnsonville?  scimecas?

does anyone boil their brat prior to grilling?  kind of cheating imo.

these are the absolute best

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2014, 02:33:05 AM »
I'm a huge hot dog guy, but went with the burger. Brats aren't as versatile as a good beef frank, but the Burger's juiciness combined with it's versatility puts it over the top. Plus, I like hot dogs just as well boiled or steamed.
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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #45 on: July 24, 2014, 07:52:38 AM »
versatility??? what can a hot dog do that a brat can't except be enjoyed by children with undeveloped palates?

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Re: all-star OG grilled meat battle royale
« Reply #46 on: July 24, 2014, 08:12:52 AM »
versatility??? what can a hot dog do that a brat can't except be enjoyed by children with undeveloped palates?

Is there such a thing as a chili brat?