I called the cops on some rowdy neighbors once. They were all like 'bro, I asked you to call me first if we were too loud.'
It really made them upset. They started pranking us but went way over the top. My infant was playing with a condom in the front yard!
They even took my airbags out of my car and hid them in various chairs, totally hurt when I sat on them.
My wife and I finally decided to fight back. We got the main bro's girl to have sex with his best friend (bro #2) and they got into a fight. Then we invited the while town to their house party and they got expelled.