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Offline KanSt43

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Will we beat OU in Norman?
« on: July 11, 2014, 02:23:22 PM »
Have several OU people giving me crap about the ass-kicking they're going to give the Cats in October. Payback for 2012? Still stings apparently to all of them. My goEMAW'ers, convince me that we'll win. I got nothin. Also, living in Oklahoma, I hate OU almost more than KU.....  :dunno:



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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 02:46:06 PM »
Have several OU people giving me crap about the ass-kicking they're going to give the Cats in October. Payback for 2012? Still stings apparently to all of them. My goEMAW'ers, convince me that we'll win. I got nothin. Also, living in Oklahoma, I hate OU almost more than KU.....  :dunno:
Sorry, but we don't stand a chance.  :bawl:
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 02:47:10 PM »
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 02:48:52 PM »
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 02:50:14 PM »
done with this sentence now. :curse:

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2014, 02:51:12 PM »
done with this sentence now. :curse:
the eff you are! 

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2014, 02:51:50 PM »
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2014, 03:53:34 PM »
Have several OU people giving me crap about the ass-kicking they're going to give the Cats in October. Payback for 2012? Still stings apparently to all of them. My goEMAW'ers, convince me that we'll win. I got nothin. Also, living in Oklahoma, I hate OU almost more than KU..... :dunno:

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2014, 04:28:27 PM »
Chingon pulled a Tim Howard, saved the thread
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2014, 04:29:37 PM »
Chingon pulled a Tim Howard, saved the thread

And now what in the actual eff is going to happen here?

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2014, 04:30:35 PM »
Have several OU people giving me crap about the ass-kicking they're going to give the Cats in October. Payback for 2012? Still stings apparently to all of them. My goEMAW'ers, convince me that we'll win. I got nothin. Also, living in Oklahoma, I hate OU almost more than KU.....  :dunno:

Did an internship in Tulsa.  OU fans are insufferable.  Maybe haven't spent enough time in Nebraska, but they seemed worse than Husker fans to me.  Their basic philosophy is that all of the 'Cats wins over them in football are flukes.  They seem to comprehend losses to K-State in basketball.

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2014, 04:30:56 PM »
Chingon pulled a Tim Howard, saved the thread

And now what in the actual eff is going to happen here?

Dont worry, somebody else will ruin it
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #12 on: July 12, 2014, 09:46:42 AM »
Yes.
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2014, 10:06:12 AM »
They are better than us at literally every position except for Lockett so I'll say no.

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2014, 11:44:40 AM »
Have I ever told you all about hugging ABJ's parents at halftime in Norman, circa 2012?


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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #15 on: July 12, 2014, 11:53:19 AM »

They are better than us at literally every position except for Lockett so I'll say no.

DGB though

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #16 on: July 12, 2014, 01:32:58 PM »

They are better than us at literally every position except for Lockett so I'll say no.

DGB though

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #17 on: July 12, 2014, 04:13:16 PM »
We'll get annihilated unless our running game is much better than most of us expect.
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #18 on: July 12, 2014, 04:14:20 PM »
We'll get annihilated unless our running game is much better than most of us expect.

ehhhh nope don't buy it. don't see how we don't win by 15+

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #19 on: July 12, 2014, 04:16:02 PM »
We'll get annihilated unless our running game is much better than most of us expect.

ehhhh nope don't buy it. don't see how we don't win by 15+

That'd be neat.
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2014, 05:42:46 PM »
Snyder does good things with returning starting QBs. I think you'll finish 3rd in the league

That being said you'll lose by a respectful 17  :emawkid:



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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2014, 11:22:07 PM »
Snyder does good things with returning starting QBs. I think you'll finish 3rd in the league

That being said you'll lose by a respectful 17  :emawkid:
Thx., I was waiting for that.  Means we're going to beat the ever living eff out of you.  :love:
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2014, 06:38:34 AM »

Snyder does good things with returning starting QBs. I think you'll finish 3rd in the league

That being said you'll lose by a respectful 17  :emawkid:

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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2014, 09:14:25 AM »
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Re: Will we beat OU in Norman?
« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2014, 12:34:31 PM »
All signs point to OU whipping our asses in Norman.  But it's hard to rule out a perfect storm of unfathomable circumstances where OU has a hangover a week after dismantling Texas.  That's when the "what ifs" come into play:

Like what if Trevor Knight plays the game of his life against the Horns, gets his profile put on the cover of SI as the Heisman front runner, and then proclaims himself as the second coming of Christ.  Caught up in his errogant ways Knight ignores his positional duties as QB and decides to half ass his preparation for the upcoming game.  Meanwhile Snyder and Co. are coming off a bye week and two monotonous weeks of practice just burning for the opportunity to get back on the field.  Healthy and recuperated they stand confident and ready to absolutely annihilate their next foe.

Fast forward to game day an actual thunder storm is a brewin' over Normon.  Hours before kickoff Lee Corso announces OU as his favorite to win the ship on national television.  Simultaneously a single bolt of lightning splits off and strikes Corso's rental car rendering it dead while the other half strikes Ryan Mueller right on the tip of his penis giving him super human powers.  As this happens a stiff wind blows the visor right off Bob Stoops's head narry a replacement to be found (the visor is the source from which all his coaching black magic sorcery manifests).

Just before kickoff the captains meet at center field for the coin toss.  OU calls heads and defers to the second half.  Lockett proceeds to take the opening kick to the house for an early unexpected lead.  On the first snap of Oklahoma's opening drive Knight gets cocky and decides to change the play at the line of scrimmage, a decision that will prove costly.  Unphased the defense maintains its formation.  The ball is snapped and Mueller breaks free taking out the guard and tackle on the right side and pummels a blocking running back.  As Mueller escapes into the backfield an unsuspecting Knight has his back to the blitz,  staring down a receiver in double coverage.  WHAMMY!  Mueller strikes the unsuspecting QB to the ground just as the ball is released. 

Randall Evens and Dante Barnett are in coverage.  Randall gets a hand up and tips the ball to Barnett who takes it all the way to pay dirt completely untouched.  Trevor Knight lays on the ground out cold with a concussion.  Both the starting guard and tackle on the right side go down with sustained ACL injuries, and the blocking RB on the play limps off the field with bruised ribs and a dislocated shoulder.  From there it's just one OU blunder after another as Waters and Lockett hook up for the greatest pass/catch duo of the century racking up 750 combined yards and four TDs.  After the game Snyder is quoted as saying "that went exactly how I drew it up".
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