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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2100 on: May 26, 2022, 03:31:20 PM »
I am enraged right now. Make sure to tune in tonight to see if the Golden State Wigginses can punch their ticket to the finals against the Mavs.

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« Reply #2101 on: May 26, 2022, 09:40:44 PM »
The Warriors are a great story.
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« Reply #2102 on: May 27, 2022, 12:54:37 AM »
How do the 4th best players on the Warriors and Celtics compare?

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« Reply #2103 on: May 27, 2022, 07:56:53 AM »
the celtics are going to beat gsw for the troph


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« Reply #2104 on: May 29, 2022, 10:25:48 PM »
WOW

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« Reply #2105 on: May 30, 2022, 01:39:34 AM »
ECF was great. Kudos to Boston for beating the Jordanesque Butler led Heat. Crazy to think Boston may have not only the best player, but the second best player in the finals. Last time that happened (arguably) Kyrie Irving was the one putting the Warriors to sleep — with a little help from the league.

This Boston crew has been battling for this for awhile now, but the Warriors story arc would be legendary to win this one sans-KD and after all of the injuries.

Gonna be great.

The NBA Playoffs are truly fantastic.
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« Reply #2106 on: May 30, 2022, 08:37:37 AM »
The Heat whine more than Putin.  Take the L fam

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« Reply #2107 on: May 30, 2022, 08:41:26 AM »
How does Wiggins match up against the Celtics?

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« Reply #2108 on: May 30, 2022, 09:46:49 AM »
should be a fun series, boston is going to take it in 6
gsw doesn’t have enough guns to beat boston’s defense


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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2109 on: June 02, 2022, 03:39:54 PM »
Looks like this will be a Finals with uniform integrity.

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« Reply #2110 on: June 02, 2022, 04:08:25 PM »
Unwatchable finals.
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« Reply #2111 on: June 02, 2022, 09:52:44 PM »
Looks like this will be a Finals with uniform integrity.

https://lockervision.nba.com/

There is hope for humanity.
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« Reply #2112 on: June 02, 2022, 10:34:29 PM »
I went to a Boston v. Sixers game in Boston the other day and it was my first NBA game. It was super fun! Like, I've been to lots of NFL games and it's not really my scene and I've been to NHL games and they are an experience but, again, kind of a pain in my ass. I can definitely see myself being an NBA going to games guy based on this one single experience if I lived within walking distance!

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1. Boston fans are super nice. Just all friendly and chill.
2. Getting into and out of the arena was even less of a pain in the ass then getting into and out of Kauffman. It was a full arena and it never felt annoyingly busy or crowded.
3. Bought lil steve dave a stuffed larry bird and a tatum jersey at the game. He wore the jersey to school the day I got back and my wife was telling me he was asking alexa what the score was of the game the entire night while I was there after he found out I was going.

I would like to point out that since MY visit and MY purchase of a Tatum jersey and stuffed larry bird for MY son the Celtics they have whipped ass. Also the Astros have. lil sd lives a blessed sports life.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2113 on: June 03, 2022, 02:22:54 AM »
nice game by wiggins

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« Reply #2114 on: June 03, 2022, 06:21:33 AM »
Great game

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« Reply #2115 on: June 03, 2022, 09:32:22 AM »
which team should a neutral fan root for? or rather which should a neutral fan root more against?

golden state has the underdog thing, but i don't buy it, with all the success they've had recently they can gtfo with that. but if they win, it makes KD's rings look worse.

boston is more of a homegrown underdog team, tatum and brown are likeable stars and deserve it. but eff boston.

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« Reply #2116 on: June 03, 2022, 10:09:56 AM »
which team should a neutral fan root for? or rather which should a neutral fan root more against?

golden state has the underdog thing, but i don't buy it, with all the success they've had recently they can gtfo with that. but if they win, it makes KD's rings look worse.

boston is more of a homegrown underdog team, tatum and brown are likeable stars and deserve it. but eff boston.

golden state fans are tech bros vs boston fans are racists
draymond vs. marcus smart are great players to have on your team but hate to play against
steph/klay and tatum/brown are extremely (and almost equally) likeable
both coaches seem like great guys
tiebreaker might be juan toscano anderson talking trash to Rodney McGruder

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« Reply #2117 on: June 03, 2022, 10:36:18 AM »
I kind of like that Brad Stevens was once seen as a boy wonder coach but the Celtics are having the most success, with largely the same group, once they got a new coach

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« Reply #2118 on: June 03, 2022, 10:39:18 AM »
last one is a big one. but he's a scrub, and now he's a scrub on the biggest stage, very embarrassing. fanbases are both very spoiled, but tech bros over racists of course.

warriors have wiggins too.

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Re: Official NBA Thread
« Reply #2119 on: June 03, 2022, 10:39:47 AM »
Celts are elite

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« Reply #2120 on: June 03, 2022, 10:46:55 AM »
tiebreaker might be juan toscano anderson talking trash to Rodney McGruder
Klay and Draymond were very mean and condescending to Rod - go celtics

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« Reply #2121 on: June 03, 2022, 10:48:47 AM »
apparently draymond complimented rod on his podcast.

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« Reply #2122 on: June 03, 2022, 11:15:25 AM »
How do the 4th best players on the Warriors and Celtics compare?

funny i brought this up the other day. this series is truly going to be a battle between the 4th best players. the player for golden state being wiggins. former kansas basketball player.

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« Reply #2123 on: June 03, 2022, 11:21:35 AM »
Wiggins and Horford are both pretty quiet humble guys

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« Reply #2124 on: June 03, 2022, 11:56:36 AM »
i like kerr
the celtics are trashy racists
tatum isn’t a celtic, just getting paid by them
gsw is an easy “root for” team, boston isn’t

and lastly, run tmc > *


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