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Best film based upon the adventures of Veitnam Vet John Rambo?

First Blood
6 (42.9%)
Rambo: First Blood Part II
4 (28.6%)
Rambo III
0 (0%)
Rambo
4 (28.6%)

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2014, 11:04:17 AM »
do rocky again.

rocky > rambo

what has been done cannot be done again. Next week's is going to be a real barn burner tho.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #26 on: June 18, 2014, 11:07:25 AM »
do rocky again.

rocky > rambo

what has been done cannot be done again. Next week's is going to be a real barn burner tho.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #27 on: June 18, 2014, 11:08:04 AM »
pro tip puni: yes, but less nukey and just big explosions(enough to bring down a commie chopper)

I've never understood that. The tip would be way too heavy for an arrow to fly properly.

That is why it is a cone with spirals on the side. duh.

I vote Rambo. He saved those Christians with 50 cals of justice.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2014, 11:08:31 AM »
pro tip puni: yes, but less nukey and just big explosions(enough to bring down a commie chopper)

I've never understood that. The tip would be way too heavy for an arrow to fly properly.
are you questioning the creators of rambo? lets not get into what is real and not when talking sly okay, thats a can of worms you dont want to be opened

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2014, 11:27:10 AM »
Plus, have you seen Rambo's arms? I'm pretty sure he could put enough juice on that arrow to fly it straight.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2014, 11:44:57 AM »
These are all the same movie except one of them happens in a town.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #31 on: June 18, 2014, 11:48:10 AM »
These are all the same movie except one of them happens in a town.

LOL, no. Not even close, Mrs. Gooch.

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #32 on: June 18, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
do rocky again.

rocky > rambo

what has been done cannot be done again. Next week's is going to be a real barn burner tho.


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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #33 on: June 18, 2014, 11:54:01 AM »
These are all the same movie except one of them happens in a town.

my goodness   :rolleyes:

stick with Notting Hill, sweetheart


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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #34 on: June 18, 2014, 11:54:57 AM »
These are all the same movie except one of them happens in a town.

my goodness   :rolleyes:

stick with Notting Hill, sweetheart

I don't even know what Notting Hill is. Is that a remake of Rambo?

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #35 on: June 18, 2014, 12:00:43 PM »
first blood trailer (very great)

rambo: first blood part 2 trailer (elite)

rambo III trailer (so great)

rambo trailer (lose)


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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2014, 12:03:24 PM »
clams going on record as not liking a bloated over the hill sly
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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2014, 12:08:19 PM »
clams going on record as not liking a bloated over the hill sly
i think you need to exorcise the words "going on record" and "not liking" from your sentence actually because the truth is that stallone, at any age and weight, still rules.  in the context of this thread, Rambo just loses.  that's all man i'm only saying lose in that context. 

do you actually believe that rambo can keep up with the previous 3?  no. i don't.  and neither do you and you know it. 

over the hill?  bloated?  :lol:  sure thing richard simmons


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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2014, 12:08:34 PM »
clams going on record as not liking a bloated over the hill sly

yeah whoa clams, i did not know that awesome had an expiration date

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2014, 12:24:30 PM »
not surprised to learn clams is prejudiced against people who retain a lot of water
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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2014, 12:25:24 PM »
also the last one is exponentially better than the first. anyone who knows anything knows that.
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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2014, 12:29:48 PM »
not surprised to learn clams is prejudiced against people who retain a lot of water

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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #42 on: June 18, 2014, 12:46:10 PM »
The newest one is sneaky good. Didn't expect that at all
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Re: Wednesday Movie Franchise Smackoff: Rambo Edition
« Reply #43 on: June 27, 2014, 09:33:19 PM »
Fyi First Blood is on CMT right now.

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