Author Topic: Official Waters for Heisman (H2Oeisman) Thread (Read 8787 times)

bucket · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:24:52 PM »

This is the only open Waters thread so I posted it here. I never said Shaw was Heisman caliber.

jtksu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2014, 11:41:18 PM »

Quote from: kim carnes on June 15, 2014, 11:23:25 PM

Quote from: jtksu on June 15, 2014, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: kim carnes on June 14, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
Connor Shaw = Heisman

Dude went 27-5 (17-0 at home) for USC. But your post was cool though.

Oh ok, so he won the heisman then?

When?

pissclams · « **Reply #27 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:11:21 AM »

winning heisman formula

1) must play on a winning team (chance of us fielding a winning team = high)
2) must have a marquee win on national television (chances of wins against auburn, @ou = v high)
3) can't play pud teams at the end of the season (finish season at baylor in december)
4) must have team market player (won't happen)

my formula says H2Oeisman has a 75% chance of winning it

Frankenklein · « **Reply #28 on:** June 16, 2014, 09:55:24 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on June 16, 2014, 09:11:21 AM

winning heisman formula

1) must play on a winning team (chance of us fielding a winning team = high)
2) must have a marquee win on national television (chances of wins against auburn, @ou = v high)
3) can't play pud teams at the end of the season (finish season at baylor in december)
4) must have team market player (won't happen)

my formula says H2Oeisman has a 75% chance of winning it

Or be the last qb on a good team to make a highlight play

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #29 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:59:17 AM »

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:44:13 PM

Quote from: stunted on June 15, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up! Have you considered long sleeve shirts? On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea. We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves.

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy. Any ideas on something else?

Just use a badass serpentine font and write ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.

SdK · « **Reply #30 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:07:49 AM »

Jake in the Heisman pose as Moses parting the (S-E) sea.

Jake as samson, arm hair power, toppling the temple killing other candidates.

Or some combo of both

SdK · « **Reply #31 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:13:03 AM »

Snyder giving waters the 16 goals.

SdK · « **Reply #32 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:14:41 AM »

Destroying the golden (fatted) calf. When the prodigal son returns to big 12 country and pounds UNL

SdK · « **Reply #33 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:14:55 AM »

Shirt may be getting a bit busy.

Tobias · « **Reply #34 on:** June 18, 2014, 10:24:22 AM »

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 18, 2014, 07:59:17 AM

ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.

meow meow · « **Reply #35 on:** June 18, 2014, 10:31:25 AM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 18, 2014, 10:24:22 AM

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on June 18, 2014, 07:59:17 AM
ARM HAIR QUARTERBACK.

yeah that's pretty awesome

MadCat · « **Reply #36 on:** June 18, 2014, 11:51:04 AM »

Fldermaus · « **Reply #37 on:** June 18, 2014, 12:08:59 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:25:01 PM

I have been working on a Jake Pullen-esq campaign for Jake Waters, but no matter what I do I can't get arm hair silhouettes to turn out well on t-shirt designs. This thing may be over before it really gets started.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 18, 2014, 02:21:42 PM »

He needs a purple 5 o'clock shadow.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #39 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:15:46 PM »

Quote from: Stevesie60 on June 18, 2014, 02:21:42 PM

He needs a purple 5 o'clock shadow.

By 5 o'clock he's got a full beard

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #40 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:39:43 PM »

...on his arms

Frankenklein · « **Reply #41 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:47:42 PM »

Probably has to shave after a game so he can get his jersey pulled off.

Pete · « **Reply #42 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Fldermaus on June 18, 2014, 12:08:59 PM

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:25:01 PM
I have been working on a Jake Pullen-esq campaign for Jake Waters, but no matter what I do I can't get arm hair silhouettes to turn out well on t-shirt designs. This thing may be over before it really gets started.

Oh my. Let's do this.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 18, 2014, 06:13:15 PM »

i like that the unibrow is there

star seed 7 · « **Reply #44 on:** June 18, 2014, 06:15:51 PM »

also needs massive amounts of leg hair

Frankenklein · « **Reply #45 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:18:56 PM »

Quote from: seven on June 18, 2014, 06:15:51 PM

also needs massive amounts of leg hair

Katdaddy is the leg hair expert,ask him first.

Katpappy · « **Reply #46 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:57:11 PM »

Quote from: Frankenklein on June 18, 2014, 07:18:56 PM

Quote from: seven on June 18, 2014, 06:15:51 PM
also needs massive amounts of leg hair
Katdaddy is the leg hair expert,ask him first.

Yes, the more hair, the better.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #47 on:** June 18, 2014, 10:30:16 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:44:13 PM

Quote from: stunted on June 15, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up! Have you considered long sleeve shirts? On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea. We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves.

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy. Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.

Jackstack99EMAW · « **Reply #48 on:** June 18, 2014, 10:48:29 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on June 18, 2014, 10:30:16 PM

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:44:13 PM
Quote from: stunted on June 15, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up! Have you considered long sleeve shirts? On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea. We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves.

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy. Any ideas on something else?

The Heisman has the right to bear arms.

lol

jtksu · « **Reply #49 on:** June 18, 2014, 11:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Pete on June 15, 2014, 05:44:13 PM

Quote from: stunted on June 15, 2014, 05:34:47 PM
Really love that idea, don't give up! Have you considered long sleeve shirts? On hot days it will double as a way to know what it feels like to be Jake Waters in the heat.

That's a brilliant idea. We'll just screen print the arm hair on the sleeves.

"Fear the Arm Hair Heisman" is a little wordy. Any ideas on something else?

How about just plain long sleeve shirts with the arm hair printed on them so people can wear them under their normal game day attire? Like those stupid shirts that look like full sleeve tattoos. Gotta be skin tight though.