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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2700 on: June 27, 2014, 08:46:05 AM »
You know what? eff Belgium.

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
What about their beer tho? :curse:

The US makes better Belgian beers than they do. They should be embarrassed about that, really.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2701 on: June 27, 2014, 08:52:08 AM »
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT!!! TANK 7!!! :eek: :love:

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2702 on: June 27, 2014, 08:56:30 AM »
dutch should go with denmark because they both start with d. who the crap decided belgium equaled dutch?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2703 on: June 27, 2014, 09:01:58 AM »
denmark doesn't want those losers.  they're the happiest people on earth and would instantly be in the bottom half behind like georgia and cambodia

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2704 on: June 27, 2014, 09:03:40 AM »
You know what, you guys are firing me up. I'm gonna get all up in belgiums face like "HEY SHUTUP BELGIUM, YOU GUYS HAVE EVERYTHING BUT WE'RE HERE FOR THE CUP! WE DECIDED WE ALL CARE ABOUT SOCCER RIGHT NOW!"

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2705 on: June 27, 2014, 09:09:50 AM »
Belgian beer is my favorite beer in the history of all beers. To be honest, I'm pretty pissed I won't allow myself to have one during this matchup. :frown:

Just be like "not only is my team going to beat your team, but i'm going to drink all your beers while they do it"


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2706 on: June 27, 2014, 09:13:33 AM »
Belgian beer is my favorite beer in the history of all beers. To be honest, I'm pretty pissed I won't allow myself to have one during this matchup. :frown:

Just be like "not only is my team going to beat your team, but i'm going to drink all your beers while they do it"
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2707 on: June 27, 2014, 09:25:29 AM »
You know what, you guys are firing me up. I'm gonna get all up in belgiums face like "HEY SHUTUP BELGIUM, YOU GUYS HAVE EVERYTHING BUT WE'RE HERE FOR THE CUP! WE DECIDED WE ALL CARE ABOUT SOCCER RIGHT NOW!"

They don't have everything. They have nothing, really. We are still going to kick the crap out of them anyway because that is what we do to those who stand in our way.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2708 on: June 27, 2014, 09:27:47 AM »
Guys I took a gander at the bracket, our side is the easy side! No Germany! No Brazil! Tobias am I correct?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2709 on: June 27, 2014, 09:29:51 AM »
Guys I took a gander at the bracket, our side is the easy side! No Germany! No Brazil! Tobias am I correct?

No France, either! No Netherlands until we get to the Final 4! This is the year of destiny, if you ask me.

Edit: Argentina is really good, though. I think I'd rather play Brazil than them.

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« Reply #2710 on: June 27, 2014, 09:30:43 AM »
Guys I took a gander at the bracket, our side is the easy side! No Germany! No Brazil! Tobias am I correct?

yes!  (no france either)

argentina and holland.  mexico could eff around and beat holland the first game :emawkid:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2711 on: June 27, 2014, 09:32:24 AM »
Tobias, I was lurking on GPC and oh my god do those hayseeds hate soccer over there. I felt like you were sitting right next to me while I was reading that blasphemy and I was about to cover your eyes like you were a child about to see a sex scene for the first time.  :frown:
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2712 on: June 27, 2014, 09:40:04 AM »
see a sex seen

i kinda enjoy how far people have gone out of their way to tell me they hate soccer the last couple of weeks :D

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2713 on: June 27, 2014, 09:40:52 AM »
Stupid Flanders!

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2714 on: June 27, 2014, 09:41:20 AM »
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Can't deal with someone literally throwing themselves to the ground and writhing in pain without being touched over and over. It seems the game is an afterthought and the main objective is who can out flop the other. It is an absolute disgrace to sports and sportsmanship. After 5 minutes of the Uraguay/Spain match yesterday, I couldn't stomach anymore of it. I didn't make it to the biting incident. I had long since changed the channel. Until that crap gets controlled, it is unwatchable. It is almost unwatchable anyway. These guys look like they are in great shape and probably are, but good lord they wonder why they get called fairies, pussies, and wimps. The old saying of "looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane" would apply, but that would be an insult to Jane! If they would start yellow carding the "floppers" and using video replay (with the clock runnining) to determine if it is a flop, then it would cut down on the dramatics quite a bit. Otherwise, half the players would be disqualified and half of the game time would be used by refs looking at flop video. I have never been a fan of the sport and my only experience watching it, is at the high school level, and that is because I get paid to do that, as part of my job. Those five minutes of my life I spent watching yesterday, and can't get back, just let's me know I'm not missing anything by not watching it. A whole lot of theatrics, drama, pomp and circumstance, flopping and faking, but not much substance. I'll stick to the real sports, but to each their own. If you enjoy that crap, then good for you. It is just not for me.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2715 on: June 27, 2014, 09:43:23 AM »
Tobias you owe that patriot 5 minutes of his life he'll never get back.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2716 on: June 27, 2014, 09:46:14 AM »
Tobias you owe that patriot 5 minutes of his life he'll never get back.

i am glad he at least tried.  i'll get him some nachos and the next cats game

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2717 on: June 27, 2014, 09:46:52 AM »
I mean, he thought Italy was Spain.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2718 on: June 27, 2014, 09:47:49 AM »
More like Smellgium amirite fellas??!?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2719 on: June 27, 2014, 09:48:06 AM »
I mean, he thought Italy was Spain.

that guy has watched every game so far but doesn't want his GPC bros to find out

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2720 on: June 27, 2014, 09:48:15 AM »
in his defense, they are really close to each other on the maps
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2721 on: June 27, 2014, 09:51:44 AM »
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the crowd celebrations look contrived to me at least the ones they show at the P and L. instead of celebrating a score it looks like it is an attempt to prove how big of fans they are. I seriously don't think there would be as much antics if K-State won the national championship on a last second play then what goes on after just one goal.

Wow, SkiFor3 must just hate life.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2722 on: June 27, 2014, 09:52:48 AM »
No relation to CartierFor3 FYI

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2723 on: June 27, 2014, 09:54:58 AM »
More like Smellgium amirite fellas??!?
that would be an insult to Jane!


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #2724 on: June 27, 2014, 09:56:25 AM »
 :lol: