Author Topic: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread (Read 280030 times)

Panjandrum · « **Reply #2650 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:17:06 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 04:57:19 PM

did they reference someone for belgium (other than red card bro) having to sit out the next game? i'm not seeing anyone on their team that would've run afoul of this rule

No, but on the Gamecast (which was awful), they showed a guy with two yellow cards, which made me confused.

Tobias · « **Reply #2651 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:17:06 PM »

what is a bigger accomplishment: ncaab champ or world cup elite 8?

Tobias · « **Reply #2652 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:18:04 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on June 26, 2014, 05:17:06 PM

No, but on the Gamecast (which was awful), they showed a guy with two yellow cards, which made me confused.

oh ok. effing soccer gamecasts

Panjandrum · « **Reply #2653 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:18:48 PM »

Quote from: millertime on June 26, 2014, 05:15:00 PM

USA beat Mexico in the sweet 16 in 2002 to go elite 8'ing

Lost to Germany in the Quarters.

I know because we pulled an all nighter at the casinos, ate at the Denny's across from Arrowhead, and then watched the game at, like, 7 AM in the Arrowhead Club or something like that.

Solid way to spend a summer vaca.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #2654 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:22:28 PM »

think about this, you guys. East USA whoops everyones butts to get to the champy game behind Dobber Jr & co. West USA is a cinderella story behind MichCatOffspring's 19 tournament goals and makes it to the ship as well. East USA and West USA play to a tie because they are best bros just like N/S Korea and E/W Germ and both teams share the cup.

kslim · « **Reply #2655 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:26:11 PM »

No more ties bub

sunny_cat · « **Reply #2656 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:27:24 PM »

Quote from: kslim on June 26, 2014, 05:26:11 PM

No more ties bub

What?? I'm out!

steve dave · « **Reply #2657 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:39:38 PM »

Guys, what are the best Belgian ethnic slurs? Need to know ASAP. Waffles prolly? You rough ridin' waffle? Does that burn their asses?

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2658 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:43:19 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on June 26, 2014, 05:39:38 PM

Guys, what are the best Belgian ethnic slurs? Need to know ASAP. Waffles prolly? You rough ridin' waffle? Does that burn their asses?

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Belgians
Belgians In a 70s episode of Monty Python, a game show called 'Prejudice' announced the results of its contest to come up with a derogatory term for the people of Belgium: "a particularly clever entry" expressed the participant's opinion that there is "nothing more derogatory than Belgian." The final picks were "the Sprouts," "the Phlegms," and the ultimate winner, "Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards."
Patatvreter, (lit."fry eater") a Dutch term for Flemish Belgians. "vreter" comes from the Dutch word "vreten" which means "eating in an uncivilized manner".

boy, not much to work with here steve dave. waffles might be the best option, but fry eater sounds like it stings.

Tobias · « **Reply #2659 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:45:24 PM »

i like fry eater

Tobias · « **Reply #2660 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:46:08 PM »

those rough ridin' fry eaters better not try to break our leg like that one waffle did today

Tobias · « **Reply #2661 on:** June 26, 2014, 05:46:31 PM »

hmm. feels pretty good

wetwillie · « **Reply #2662 on:** June 26, 2014, 06:59:57 PM »

dutchbags

Spracne · « **Reply #2663 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 05:46:08 PM

those rough ridin' fry eaters better not try to break our leg like that one waffle did today

Fun fact: "French fries" are actually of Belgian origin.

slobber · « **Reply #2664 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:18:34 PM »

Guys, I missed most of the game. I saw about the last 15 min of the first half, bug them had to go back into a meeting. If was hard presenting some really important stuff when I was way more concerned about soccer. When I saw the final, I was really freaked out and it took me about 30 seconds to see that we advanced. I high fived a bunch of people at the meeting, but secretly wanted to dick punch them since they were probably following on their iPhones the whole time, but didn't tell me shat was up.
Anyway, the end.

Gonna win 'em all!

mocat · « **Reply #2665 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:34:17 PM »

if i grew up on a farm, and was Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), i would like belgium. but i didn't, so, i don't.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2666 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:36:56 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 26, 2014, 07:34:17 PM

if i grew up on a farm, and was Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), i would like belgium. but i didn't, so, i don't.

Missouri is pretty close tho

Tobias · « **Reply #2667 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:39:26 PM »

new belgium? sure. regular belgium? go die in a fire you stupid idiots

pissclams · « **Reply #2668 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:42:02 PM »

squawk xavier henry is from belgium

who would win in battle b/w known american patriot oscar lee versus racist belgian jean claude van damme? lol we all know the answer to this simple quiz.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2669 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:44:46 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 05:17:06 PM

what is a bigger accomplishment: ncaab champ or world cup elite 8?

WC E8. but both of those are behind basically any Big XII regular season football win

pissclams · « **Reply #2670 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:45:26 PM »

i saw this on twitter, woah holy crap

Barrack Obama @POTUS 23m: belgian pale ales will henceforth be known as american patriot pale ales, anyone referring to them by their old name will be executed by firing squad with no trial or attorney

Tobias · « **Reply #2671 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:46:04 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Belgians

are any of these people even real?

pissclams · « **Reply #2672 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:50:07 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on June 26, 2014, 07:46:04 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Belgians

are any of these people even real?

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Marc Dutroux – rapist and serial killer

color me surprised

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #2673 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:54:22 PM »

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=Belgian+war+crimes

almost 16 million web pages about Belgian War Crimes. This is gonna destroy the image of our program.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #2674 on:** June 26, 2014, 07:57:38 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on June 26, 2014, 07:45:26 PM

i saw this on twitter, woah holy crap

Barrack Obama @POTUS 23m: belgian pale ales will henceforth be known as american patriot pale ales, anyone referring to them by their old name will be executed by firing squad with no trial or attorney

thanks obama!