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Offline Dirty Sanchez

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This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« on: June 14, 2010, 06:06:10 PM »
11 games in the world pisscup so far: the average score is 1.18 - .45.  And that's with Germany scoring 4 on the Aussies in one game.  Could very easily average less than one point per game on both sides.

And a bonus reason for suckage: more than a third of the games so far have been ties.  :zzz:


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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons soccer sucks
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 06:07:16 PM »
the ties suck ass.  don't mind the low scoring as much.  don't know why you can't get 3 for winning in regulation 2 for OT and 0 for losing.

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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 06:09:15 PM »

Sometimes I think of the Book of Job and how God likes to really eff with people.
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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 06:11:39 PM »
Got dragged to a wizards game a few years ago.  I guaranteed going in to the people in my group that it was going to end in a tie.

It did.

It was in stiff competition to "suckiest sports competition of the night."  Had the Katz game on.  It was the night we lost at Baylor (F-Ball) a few years ago.  I just about climbed to the top of Arrowhead and jumped off.

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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2014, 09:28:51 PM »
whoa

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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2014, 09:33:39 PM »
glad piece of crap, and horrible poster Dirty Sanchez g(ot)tfo(ff)this blog site

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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2014, 12:08:51 PM »
glad piece of crap, and horrible poster Dirty Sanchez g(ot)tfo(ff) this blog site


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Re: This is the first (of many) reasons why soccer sucks
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2014, 12:14:36 PM »
gottfoff has an amazing ring to it. could also be character from narnia or westeros