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OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« on: June 04, 2014, 02:00:03 PM »
Well, we all knew it was coming. But at the rate his going Metalhead's liver would give out in the next year or two. It obviously does not have the stamina of waks' liver. So he has decided to check himself into rehab.

I'm dropping him off Friday morning. I don't know the details of this rehab, such as whether or not he'll have his phone. So this may be the last time you are able to wish him luck and give him well wishes on his journey to sobriety. He goes in and out of denial of said upcoming journey, so his reaction may range from gratitude to attitude depending on when you catch him. Join me in wishing him the best, and sharing your favorite memories of him being sober (if you have any lol) in order to encourage him on the difficult road that lies ahead.


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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 02:02:25 PM »
 :cheers:  Metalhead
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 02:05:06 PM »
I hear there's some hot vulnerable poon in rehab.  :fatty:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 02:05:25 PM »
Back for Fattyfest?

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 02:09:09 PM »
peace be with you, metal head.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 02:09:20 PM »
There's no assigned time, Dickstone. It's completely dependent on how well/poorly he does.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2014, 02:13:05 PM »
No one likes a quitter Metalhead
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2014, 02:13:30 PM »
When the going gets tough, metalhead quits
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2014, 02:14:02 PM »
Quitters and metalhead never win
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2014, 02:16:07 PM »
When metalhead faces adversity, he tries to transfer
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 02:16:41 PM »
FP, TC, etc.
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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 02:16:48 PM »
There is no "I" in team, but there is in "quIt". Right Metalhead?

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2014, 02:17:04 PM »
good luck metalhead, let's grab a beer when you get out

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2014, 02:20:15 PM »
Quote from: Metalhead
I gotta go see about an O'douls.


Ring up the tacos CF3!  :lol:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2014, 02:25:42 PM »
hopefully they let him PCKK7DC


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2014, 02:28:32 PM »
When you find your back on the mat, sometimes you have to tap out before the folding chair and razor blades come out. 

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2014, 02:29:11 PM »
really looking forward to #teammetalhead shots at fattyfest
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2014, 02:37:23 PM »
Steve Dave does multiple rehab stints and now everyone thinks it's cool. :jerk:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2014, 02:37:26 PM »
Is it the drugs or the alcohols that are the problem?


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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2014, 02:40:36 PM »
Steve Dave does multiple rehab stints and now everyone thinks it's cool. :jerk:

what do you do with someone who is addicted to rehab :ohno:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #20 on: June 04, 2014, 02:51:44 PM »
T's & P's!

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2014, 03:29:00 PM »
Godspeed, friend.

Will you be my DD when you get out? That 40 minute walk home on Saturday night was a bitch...

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2014, 03:30:31 PM »
Godspeed, friend.

Will you be my DD when you get out? That 40 minute walk home on Saturday night was a bitch...
But cheaper than a DUI and I bet you looked ripped AF the next morning with the dehydration and the marathon hike.  :cheers:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2014, 03:36:35 PM »
Godspeed, friend.

Will you be my DD when you get out? That 40 minute walk home on Saturday night was a bitch...
But cheaper than a DUI and I bet you looked ripped AF the next morning with the dehydration and the marathon hike.  :cheers:

I try not to mess around with that stuff. But if my options are 40 minute walk or ride from a friend, I'm taking the ride. :cheers:

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Re: OFFICIAL FAREWELL TO METALHEAD (off to rehab)!!!
« Reply #24 on: June 04, 2014, 03:47:09 PM »
Is it a twelve step program or am I going to Passages Malibu? Also, do they serve beer?