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Karnivore Bar BBQ (no sleeves allowed)
Cox Bros BBQ
Famous Dave's
Roll N Smoke Trailer (goes to fairs and stuff)
Ogden's Backyard BBQ "we smoke it -- AND IT'S LEGAL!"
Anderson's BBQ (Inside a laundromat in JC)
some guy who lives where metalhead used to (EXTREME SHANKING RISK)

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MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« on: June 04, 2014, 12:52:04 PM »
Above are the Known BBQ joints in the MHK MSA. I think we can all agree that MHK is neck and neck with KC when it comes to both quality and variety of elite bbq joints.

This thread is for reviewing the above MHK MSA bbq joints and also voting on them and maybe also arranging judging sessions.

I think we have been silently looking down on the KC bbq snobsters for long enough. Now it's time to show them how REAL america does BBQ.


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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 12:56:27 PM »
MHK BBQ =  :drool:

KC BBQ =  :Yuck:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 12:58:55 PM »
Famous Dave's sweet and sassy sauce  :drool:

Cox bros kc sweet jazz sauce (@erii)  :eek:

Never heard of the other places
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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 12:59:36 PM »
you will never blink twice at bbq from a gas station once you've had bbq from a laundromat. that's a FACT.

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 01:03:47 PM »
you will never blink twice at bbq from a gas station once you've had bbq from a laundromat. that's a FACT.

"i like my bbq just like i like my dryer settings. lots of heat."  :lol:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 01:07:35 PM »
"forget fabric. i'm going to need some stool softener after i leave this laundrymat."  :Woot: :lol:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2014, 01:09:21 PM »
"jc laundrymat bbq. where wife beaters meet wife beaters."  :ROFL:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2014, 01:10:56 PM »
Just the fact that you have to throw in a chain like Famous Joe's makes me really sad for you guys.  :frown:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2014, 01:16:17 PM »
"jc laundrymat bbq. where wife beaters meet wife beaters."  :ROFL:

funny joke, but this is a pentecostal establishment :nono:

unless they make long-sleeve beaters???  :surprised:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2014, 01:17:17 PM »
Pretty sure the best BBQ in MHK comes off of that gigantic smoker that is sitting in my old driveway right now.

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2014, 01:17:44 PM »
Pretty sure the best BBQ in MHK comes off of that gigantic smoker that is sitting in my old driveway right now.

i'll add it

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2014, 01:18:10 PM »
when listing mhk bbq you left off the mcrib :lol:  4 tacos


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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2014, 01:18:45 PM »
I think there's a mistake. It only let me vote for Karnivore once. :dunno:

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2014, 01:19:41 PM »
I think there's a mistake. It only let me vote for Karnivore once. :dunno:

mistake corrected

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2014, 01:20:10 PM »
I think there's a mistake. It only let me vote for Karnivore once. :dunno:

mistake corrected

never mind, that mistake is uncorrectable

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2014, 01:21:16 PM »
It's my OLD driveway. And how's this for data, the guy who owns it got 6th in chicken at the royal this year. 6TH IN CHICKEN!

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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2014, 01:33:37 PM »
thoughts on dipping your mcnugget in mcdonald's bbq dipping sauce?  prob the best in mhk, no?

muy bueno  <--classy as eff


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Re: MHK Metropolitan Statistical Area BBQ Blast-OFF!!!
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2014, 01:35:51 PM »
compare and contrast mcdonalds bbq sauce with KC masterpeice

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