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Re: Surgery
« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2014, 02:59:59 PM »
Does that count as a gE encounter?

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #76 on: July 01, 2014, 04:11:04 PM »
Sorry if I creeped you out 'meister.

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« Reply #77 on: July 01, 2014, 04:15:30 PM »
Sorry if I creeped you out 'meister.

I'd love it if some gun nut hayseed secret sex pic taker buck oh five guy from the internet knew where my mom lived irl.  Could not be less creepy. 
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #78 on: July 01, 2014, 04:15:44 PM »
Literally.
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #79 on: July 01, 2014, 04:55:24 PM »
Don't know where they live precisely, just that we're neighbors.  So maybe some relief there?

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« Reply #80 on: July 01, 2014, 04:57:19 PM »
You're the kind of guy who could easily find that information out.  Up for a little neighborhood tracking?  Sure you are. 
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #81 on: July 01, 2014, 05:00:53 PM »
Maybe?  Pretty busy this summer.  Also my neighborhood all looks the same and has a lot of hilly and winding roads so I get lost easily if I stray off my regular path (only been there about 9 months).

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #82 on: July 01, 2014, 05:10:30 PM »
if there is anything you want to share about this mom you could pm it to me and i could repost it as from an anonymous source

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #83 on: July 01, 2014, 06:01:45 PM »

Maybe?  Pretty busy this summer.  Also my neighborhood all looks the same and has a lot of hilly and winding roads so I get lost easily if I stray off my regular path (only been there about 9 months).
your neighborhood all looks the same?  you must not live in kc.  variety is the spice of life out here in kc.  homogeneous? not kc.  this place is awesome and if you don't love it then pack up your crap and mosey on down the trail. 


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Re: Surgery
« Reply #84 on: July 01, 2014, 11:20:19 PM »


My mom just had the same surgery! DNR thread but get not of those "polar cooler" machines if you haven't already. Find a great recliner.

I'm pretty sure I've met EMAWmeister's mom when she was walking her dog.  :horrorsurprise:

Where/what kind of dog?!?!?


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Sort of a brown houndish looking kind of dog?  Around 83rd and Pflumn-ish.  Shoulder length or shorter blonde hair (your maybe mom)?

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Haha.  I've seen her/talked to her a couple times with who I assume is her husband/your dad and the dog, and then one time it was just her and no dog and I was like "hey where's the dog?" and she says she had shoulder surgery and the dog pulls too much.  Coupled that with the Lenexa locale and I found your post in the goEMAW dogs thread and boom CASE CLOSED!

(Guys remember I'm like a really nice neighbor and enjoy talking to people when I'm mowing the lawn so this is one of those instances.  :D)

Haha yup, that's Rory. Cute as a button, but pulls like hell. That's funny though.

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #85 on: June 17, 2015, 02:54:15 PM »
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #86 on: June 17, 2015, 04:04:27 PM »
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #87 on: June 17, 2015, 04:15:13 PM »
Having hip surgery on Monday

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #88 on: June 17, 2015, 04:18:56 PM »
the radiology tech told me today after my ct scan that they found a spot on my bladder that they want to re-image tomorrow. she didn't find it very funny when I told her i was surprised that the spots weren't showing up on my liver. anyway, i get to take another nap in an mri machine tomorrow.

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #89 on: June 17, 2015, 04:31:21 PM »
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #90 on: June 17, 2015, 04:36:15 PM »
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #91 on: June 17, 2015, 05:46:25 PM »
Had septoplasty and turbinate reduction surgery yesterday. Anybody have any tips or tricks to make this recovery suck any less ass?
alcohol mixed with drugs. That is what my wife did.
(the drugs were legal)
Why would you want to make your tits smaller? Seems disrespectful to Odin who made you that way.

Didn't take Gooch for a creationist. Also, thanks Dobber, but unfortunately alcohol isn't an option  :cry:
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #92 on: June 17, 2015, 10:47:22 PM »
Neti pot

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #93 on: June 23, 2015, 12:46:19 PM »
Pretty gnarly complications from the surgery late last week, but today they finally took the all the packing out and I've never felt so relieved.
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #94 on: June 23, 2015, 01:19:19 PM »
My hip surgery was yesterday and there is actually very little pain, haven't even used the pain meds yet. Could just mean I'm a super stud, idk.

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« Reply #95 on: June 23, 2015, 01:41:09 PM »
My hip surgery was yesterday and there is actually very little pain, haven't even used the pain meds yet. Could just mean I'm a super stud, idk.

I'd imagine it's probably that.
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #96 on: June 23, 2015, 01:47:18 PM »
is hemmy like a 20 yr old student or a 82 yr old grandmother? i can never tell which.

get well soon though!

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #97 on: June 24, 2015, 06:34:01 PM »
My grandkids tell me I am very "spry".

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Re: Surgery
« Reply #98 on: June 25, 2015, 09:07:05 AM »
Pretty sure I am going to get shoulder surgery in August.

Dang ol slap tear.
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Re: Surgery
« Reply #99 on: October 20, 2017, 02:06:01 PM »
Getting my hip replaced on Monday morning at 5 am.  I don't think I am going to go with the Metalhead method of self medicating the night before.
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