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[Cartierfor3]

what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?









































virgin mobile

[Cartierfor3]

What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the cliff?













Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Cartierfor3]

@EllRobersonIsInnocent's face.

[Emo EMAW]

Cashing in on the gastro-gourmet trends of high end restaurants in the area, some chemistry grad students decide to open up their own restaurant.  On their first day, two business men sit down for lunch.  Laughing about the novelty of the place, the first orders an H2O when asked what he'd like to drink.  The second man says he'd like an H20 too.  The restaurant was shut down before dinner.

This is actually a great joke he just screwed up the delivery.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what do you call a fat psychic?


a four chin teller!

[Cartierfor3]

what do you call a fat psychic?


a four chin teller!

[The1BigWillie]

An old man takes his sick wife to the doctor. After the examination the doctor pulls the man aside... "Sir... your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's but we can't figure out which."  Horrified the man asks... "Doc, what are we going do do?"  The doctor looks at the wife, looks back at the man and says...  "Take her home and make her get out of the car half way there.  If she shows up at the door, don't eff her."

[Cartierfor3]

An old man takes his sick wife to the doctor. After the examination the doctor pulls the man aside... "Sir... your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's but we can't figure out which."  Horrified the man asks... "Doc, what are we going do do?"  The doctor looks at the wife, looks back at the man and says...  "Take her home and make her get out of the car half way there.  If she shows up at the door, don't eff her."

[Mrs. Gooch]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Fred?"

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what do you call a window that raps?

2PANEZ!!!!!!

[steve dave]

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeño business.

[The1BigWillie]

Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors??


Because then it would be a chicken sedan.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?

it was quite the oar deal!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

what do you call seagulls in san fransisco?

bagels.

[Cartierfor3]

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeño business.

+ 1 bonus because its in the mexican food genre.

what do you call a window that raps?


2PANEZ!!!!!!

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Fred?"

Why doesn't a chicken coop have 4 doors??


Because then it would be a chicken sedan.

did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store?

it was quite the oar deal!

what do you call seagulls in san fransisco?

bagels.

[The1BigWillie]

An Eskimo dropped off his snowmobile at the mechanic and went across the street to get a fish sandwich at McDonalds.  Upon his return the mechanic says... "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."  The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says... "No, that's probably tartar sauce."

[Cartierfor3]

An Eskimo dropped off his snowmobile at the mechanic and went across the street to get a fish sandwich at McDonalds.  Upon his return the mechanic says... "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."  The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says... "No, that's probably tartar sauce."

[CHONGS]

What has two thumbs and likes ice cream?
This guy!

[The1BigWillie]

An Eskimo dropped off his snowmobile at the mechanic and went across the street to get a chicken burrito at Chipotle.  Upon his return the mechanic says... "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."  The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says... "No, that's probably sour cream."

EDITED!!!! Please review.

[Cartierfor3]

What has two thumbs and likes ice cream?
This guy!

[Cartierfor3]

An Eskimo dropped off his snowmobile at the mechanic and went across the street to get a chicken burrito at Chipotle.  Upon his return the mechanic says... "Well, it looks like you've blown a seal."  The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says... "No, that's probably sour cream."

EDITED!!!! Please review.

1 bonus

[Mrs. Gooch]

What did the Mexican say when his house fell over on him?

Get off me homes!

[CHONGS]

A MacBook Pro, a Galaxy Note, an iPad all walk into a karaoke bar.  They all dance to "U Can't Touch This" while Jim from IT raps, but only the  MacBook Pro knows how he really feels.

[Benja]

Some sort of a pun involving fruit talking to each other

[CHONGS]

I once a slice of apple pie with a slice of cheddar cheese on it, and for dessert I had hamburger à la Mode.