RowdyBoyy Friday Fight Topic: Super Mario Bros 3 vs Super Mario World

[CHONGS]

vs

Of course the correct answer is Super Mario Bros 3, but I would love to hear the cro-magnonite arguments from our resident sloped brows.

[star seed 7]

3

[Spracne]

Oh come the eff on.

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Oh come the eff on.

Listen you, I have been really patient with you so far, but you are pushing it pal.  I have some powerful friends high up in goEMAW Incorporated and let me just say they will make your life very uncomfortable. VERY UNCOMFORTABLE. 

[Spracne]

Look pal, we're on the same team here, friend. Don't go all Mario 2 on me, bub

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Look pal, we're on the same team here, friend. Don't go all Mario 2 on me, bub

Whoa whoa whoa, you need to take that familiar tone and recognize you are talking to. If this was feudal Japan I would eat this crap out of your rice and burn your rickety shack made of branches to the ground.  And then come back next year and do it again to your barley crop.

[DQ12]

How about this terrifying bastard

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How about this terrifying bastard

I am so glad the sun doesn't do that in real life.  That would be horrible and likely bad for the planet (Earth) what with the super hot temperatures and gravity and all.

[Bloodfart]

Did you say Mario 3 kicks SMW's balls and taints then grinds them into little pieces then yeah I agree. 

[Bloodfart]

Hey Chingon do you have an opinion about the Game Genie?  I like it because level 3-8 was super too hard. 

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Hey Chingon do you have an opinion about the Game Genie?  I like it because level 3-8 was super too hard. 

Game Genie?  More like Lame Weenie.

[Rage Against the McKee]

World had Yoshi, so it wins. Any dinosaur who can impregnate itself by eating and immediately lay an egg, then leave its own flesh and blood to die unhatched is ok in my book.

[pissclams]

the tanooki suit

[kslim]

No rough ridin' contest

[420seriouscat69]

This is a tough one, cause I dominated them both, but I like flying as a raccoon. 3 it is.

Also, I loved the 2nd one.  Princess flying was the bomb.

[kslim]

[Rage Against the McKee]

You could kick the turtles out of their shells in World, and they were wearing boxer shorts!

[420seriouscat69]

YES!

[kslim]

You could kick the turtles out of their shells in World, and they were wearing boxer shorts!

can you play card memory match or star roulette in world?

Eat a dick

[CHONGS]

World had Yoshi, so it wins. Any dinosaur who can impregnate itself by eating and immediately lay an egg, then leave its own flesh and blood to die unhatched is ok in my book.

So wrong, so so wrong. First off, Yoshi doesn't impregnate itself.  Yoshis breed much like plants, they "pollinate".  Second, Yoshis don't need body heat to hatch, they warm up in the sun.

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DAS BOOT

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the tanooki suit

WHERE DID MARIO GO?!

[Rage Against the McKee]

[kslim]

I play a whistle before I go to bed to warp into the next world just like Mario

(not really but you get the point)

[Rage Against the McKee]