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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #75 on: May 05, 2014, 06:22:42 PM »
I heard there's a liquor store that bottles the pruno from Leavenworth Prison to sell it to all the ex-cons who still crave the taste. :frown:

Lotta rapes too.  In prison you want that ass you go ahead and take that ass.  Nobody's consulting the ass.  Hard to let those habits go.  I've been told it's not uncommon for somebody to get raped while doing a rape on somebody else.  I mean wtf. 
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2014, 07:11:42 PM »
I personally know a guy who was transferring as part of company reorganizations.   He was offered either Lawrence or Detroit.   He honestly chose Detroit.   The bad part of Detroit.   Said he was afraid of raising his children in Lawrence.   

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #77 on: May 05, 2014, 07:16:48 PM »
Buncha butthurt 'taters ITT.  I trust the perspective of THE Michael Landon way more than a Buncha #farmhumpers.  The Magic of Lawrence Israel:


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« Reply #78 on: May 05, 2014, 07:57:07 PM »
Buncha butthurt 'taters ITT.  I trust the perspective of THE Michael Landon way more than a Buncha #farmhumpers.  The Magic of Lawrence Israel:



ITK nugg: he was raped three different times during the making of that promotional spot.  He also got addicted to hard drugs while filming. 
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #79 on: May 05, 2014, 08:05:29 PM »
Buncha butthurt 'taters ITT.  I trust the perspective of THE Michael Landon way more than a Buncha #farmhumpers.  The Magic of Lawrence Israel:



ITK nugg: he was raped three different times during the making of that promotional spot.  He also got addicted to hard drugs while filming. 
true story.  and michael landon deserved to be raped. even though the guys that did it were still in the wrong, you can't really blame them for raping him.


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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #80 on: May 05, 2014, 08:14:44 PM »
Buncha butthurt 'taters ITT.  I trust the perspective of THE Michael Landon way more than a Buncha #farmhumpers.  The Magic of Lawrence Israel:



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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #81 on: May 06, 2014, 01:06:47 AM »
Buncha butthurt 'taters ITT.  I trust the perspective of THE Michael Landon way more than a Buncha #farmhumpers.  The Magic of Lawrence Israel:



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I checked this out from the library years ago and thought I returned it before I moved to Chicago. It turned into a giant fiasco. Went to collections, affected my credit, etc. Oops.?
 

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #82 on: May 06, 2014, 05:53:47 AM »
 not in strapped for cash poorsville, usa

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #83 on: May 06, 2014, 09:27:23 AM »
how many marijuanas and hookahs do you think this gang member was on when he was running from the cops on campus and decided to drive down the stairs?



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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #84 on: May 06, 2014, 09:32:54 AM »
all of them. 

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« Reply #85 on: May 06, 2014, 09:33:45 AM »
jesus christ the gangs are getting more and more reckless. doing initiations on campus grounds now  :sdeek:

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« Reply #86 on: May 06, 2014, 09:41:12 AM »
don't make light of this, please. as awful as it sounds, that city has worse problems than marijuana use and alcoholism.

this.  $7700 is a pretty significant number.

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #87 on: May 06, 2014, 09:45:56 AM »
Was he running from or to a rape?  Maybe both I suppose. 
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #88 on: May 06, 2014, 09:52:25 AM »
Was he running from or to a rape?  Maybe both I suppose.

I heard that him and his buddy were heading to a rape and the buddy said if he didn't hurry up he would get raped and well. . .the shortcut just didn't work out for him.

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2014, 10:01:20 AM »
how many marijuanas and hookahs do you think this gang member was on when he was running from the cops on campus and decided to drive down the stairs?





Look at that cop, he is just defeated.  probably makes $7700 less than the guys in MHK

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #90 on: May 06, 2014, 10:48:59 AM »
Was he running from or to a rape?  Maybe both I suppose.

I heard that him and his buddy were heading to a rape and the buddy said if he didn't hurry up he would get raped and well. . .the shortcut just didn't work out for him.

he was raping the car and the car was trying to escape

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #91 on: May 06, 2014, 11:26:15 AM »
Was he running from or to a rape?  Maybe both I suppose.

I heard that him and his buddy were heading to a rape and the buddy said if he didn't hurry up he would get raped and well. . .the shortcut just didn't work out for him.

he was raping the car and the car was trying to escape

In all fairness, with a spoiler like that. . .the car was asking for it.

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #92 on: May 06, 2014, 11:32:31 AM »
this is just getting weird now  :buh-bye:

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #93 on: May 06, 2014, 11:40:25 AM »
Rape victim outed.
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #94 on: May 06, 2014, 10:06:38 PM »
Suspects On Run After Lawrence Home Invasion Robberies

two more violent gang home invasions (one last night, one saturday night)

time to institute martial law.  *j/k b/c no one in the state legislature (KSUCATS) would ever agree to martial law in lawrentucky, they hate the squawks.


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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2014, 06:35:12 AM »
Douglas county worst county in Kansas for excess drinking (duh):
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #96 on: May 10, 2014, 08:01:16 AM »
Lawrence really drags the state down. It's like they took one of Missouri ' s cities (Carthage) and plopped it down in kansas. The best job there is tire factory assembly person and the largest industry is meter maiding.
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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #97 on: May 12, 2014, 08:10:39 AM »
http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2014/may/11/witness-man-shotgun-killed-shooting-13th-and-maple/

Police: Man killed in shooting at East 13th and Maple Lane during Mother’s Day cookout


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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #98 on: May 12, 2014, 08:13:43 AM »
turf related?

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Re: Lawrence is Hurting
« Reply #99 on: May 12, 2014, 08:18:41 AM »
how wasted were these guys?