The Drinking Age Is Past Its Prime

[TownieCat]

 

['taterblast]

Apparently the kids these days are bonging vodka into their buttholes, which gives them a deeper/quicker/cheaper drunk.  So sys needs to consider the incremental difference between the most economically ways to enjoy each.

My buddy is a promoter for mccormick. It's awesome, cause when we go to games, he hands us a bunch of plastic pouches to sneak in with and mix with pop. However, this one time, a dude put the pouches in his underwear. One of the pouches was torn and it leaked into his dingle ling. I'm not joking when I say I've never seen someone so mumped up. He had to be rushed to the emergency room cause of alcohol poisioning. He doesn't remember a thing.

  no rough ridin' way

[420seriouscat69]

 

[CNS]

Apparently the kids these days are bonging vodka into their buttholes, which gives them a deeper/quicker/cheaper drunk.  So sys needs to consider the incremental difference between the most economically ways to enjoy each.

My buddy is a promoter for mccormick. It's awesome, cause when we go to games, he hands us a bunch of plastic pouches to sneak in with and mix with pop. However, this one time, a dude put the pouches in his underwear. One of the pouches was torn and it leaked into his dingle ling. I'm not joking when I say I've never seen someone so mumped up. He had to be rushed to the emergency room cause of alcohol poisioning. He doesn't remember a thing.

  no rough ridin' way

McCormick needs to make bottles with bigger mouths and market that.

[420seriouscat69]

He's pushing their new whiskey called "Triple Crown". It's half the price of crown royal and just as smooth. I helped him get it into the quaff last week. 

[CNS]

He's pushing their new whiskey called "Triple Crown". It's half the price of crown royal and just as smooth. I helped him get it into the quaff last week. 

Can you dick soak it?

[420seriouscat69]

He's pushing their new whiskey called "Triple Crown". It's half the price of crown royal and just as smooth. I helped him get it into the quaff last week. 

Can you dick soak it?

Oh yeah. It's great for dick soaking. You'll be blacked out in 15 minutes tho. Good thing about that tho, is when you piss yourself from the black out, ppl just think you were dick soaking the product.  <---- (but dick soaking triple crown)

[Spracne]

welp, get yer dicks out, fellahs.

[Emo EMAW]

New candy idea:  Dippin' Dicks

[Spracne]

I'm a bit skeptical of your method, wacky.  I think the result would be immense pain not followed by stupor.  I know this because I once spilled a bottle of mouthwash and some of it got in my peehole.

[Rage Against the McKee]

New bar idea: Drinkin' Dicks

[420seriouscat69]

 

[Tobias]

never going to Fat's again

[star seed 7]

Everyone order a moscow for your mule at station this weekend

[Asteriskhead]

Everyone order a moscow for your mule at station this weekend

everybody's hog is going to be hammered.

[The Big Train]

what is going on in here 

[slobber]

Scrotum absorbs chemicals very fast. Wash your hands with soap and water after using pesticides and before going to the bathroom. :Lawn Care related:

[michigancat]

Can you smoke with a tweezers?

very sophisticated way to smoke.

Tweezers is what a square calls roach clips.  I'd also be surprised if weed bought at $50 an 1/8 was worth a crap.

Also, nobody takes a hit or two and then puts their joint away, nobody. I'm pretty sure the person Spracne is describing is Christian Bale's character from American Psycho.

This

Lots of people use one-hitter pipes for quality weed. And if you use it occasionally you honestly only need a hit or two.

Now, back to fanning's lie.

[bubbles4ksu]

Is there a way to inject the THC straight into a vein, or maybe snort it, or an enema? I don't think this drug use thread is disgusting enough yet. But, fortunately, states are legalizing another opiate for the masses. Yay! 

I don't know. I can't wait to start snorting alcohol, though.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/palcohol-powdered-alcohol-may-present-serious-health-risks/

Pro-tip: it doesn't need to be powdered

[Rage Against the McKee]

Is there a way to inject the THC straight into a vein, or maybe snort it, or an enema? I don't think this drug use thread is disgusting enough yet. But, fortunately, states are legalizing another opiate for the masses. Yay! 

I don't know. I can't wait to start snorting alcohol, though.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/palcohol-powdered-alcohol-may-present-serious-health-risks/

Pro-tip: it doesn't need to be powdered

Yeah, liquid and lungs don't mix well.

[Spracne]

Can you smoke with a tweezers?

very sophisticated way to smoke.

Tweezers is what a square calls roach clips.  I'd also be surprised if weed bought at $50 an 1/8 was worth a crap.

Also, nobody takes a hit or two and then puts their joint away, nobody. I'm pretty sure the person Spracne is describing is Christian Bale's character from American Psycho.

This

Lots of people use one-hitter pipes for quality weed. And if you use it occasionally you honestly only need a hit or two.

Now, back to fanning's lie.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

So much LWIQ in this thread

[420seriouscat69]

Can you smoke with a tweezers?

very sophisticated way to smoke.

Tweezers is what a square calls roach clips.  I'd also be surprised if weed bought at $50 an 1/8 was worth a crap.

Also, nobody takes a hit or two and then puts their joint away, nobody. I'm pretty sure the person Spracne is describing is Christian Bale's character from American Psycho.

This

Lots of people use one-hitter pipes for quality weed. And if you use it occasionally you honestly only need a hit or two.

Now, back to fanning's lie.

nope 

[michigancat]

I don't believe you, at all.

[420seriouscat69]

I don't believe you, at all.

That's fine. I really don't care.