the food is just too good at lucha, you might have to wait for 10 minutes (the horror)
I've never waited more than 15 minutes for a seat at Lucha. Just grab a nancy, chill with your bros, and wait like a normal person.
Also, Lucha doesn't have that stale piss smell that Rusty's has. How can you have an appetite there?

And seven, wasn't your bedtime about 2 hours ago? What are you still doing awake, friend?