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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #975 on: October 20, 2015, 08:59:08 PM »
'bias is a mets fan?
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #976 on: October 20, 2015, 08:59:28 PM »
what's the rule if it hits the windmill or the alligator eats the ball?

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #977 on: October 20, 2015, 08:59:44 PM »
kansas city should plant ivy, but make the ground rule that you just have to dig for it until you find it, lazy ass outfielders.
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #978 on: October 20, 2015, 09:01:02 PM »

'bias is a mets fan?

don't really care or know about either of these teams.  like, couldn't name a player for either

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #979 on: October 20, 2015, 09:02:17 PM »
I am hot under the collar here fellows.

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #980 on: October 20, 2015, 09:04:13 PM »
ivy groundcover instead of outfield grass.  baseball people are so uncreative.
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #981 on: October 20, 2015, 09:05:21 PM »
a nice privet hedge along the warning track would set off the ivy.
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #982 on: October 20, 2015, 09:06:33 PM »

'bias is a mets fan?

don't really care or know about either of these teams.  like, couldn't name a player for either

have you seen the cubs logo?  might sway you
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #983 on: October 20, 2015, 09:07:00 PM »
what's the rule if it hits the windmill or the alligator eats the ball?

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #984 on: October 20, 2015, 09:07:24 PM »
this is the cubs logo 'bias

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #985 on: October 20, 2015, 09:07:36 PM »
a limestone fence post abandoned fence row running through right as a nod to our glorious state's homesteading heritage.
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #987 on: October 20, 2015, 09:08:29 PM »


here's another one
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #988 on: October 20, 2015, 09:08:36 PM »
this is the cubs logo 'bias



wow.  that's beautiful (except for the red, should have stuck with blue and white).
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #989 on: October 20, 2015, 09:09:12 PM »
welp, i guess i'm a cubs fan.  which one of their players is an animal and what animal?
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #990 on: October 20, 2015, 09:10:06 PM »
Mr Met is way better.  Not even close.

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #991 on: October 20, 2015, 09:10:48 PM »
very cute baby bear.  what's this met dude look like?

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #992 on: October 20, 2015, 09:11:51 PM »


not bad, but you have to remember he lives in new jersey and smells like garbage juice
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #994 on: October 20, 2015, 09:14:13 PM »
that's the last image you see before some pervdish pulls you down under the boardwalk in coney island and sexually assaults you

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #995 on: October 20, 2015, 09:14:37 PM »
their mascot is a human recovering from a brain tumor?  what a country.
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #996 on: October 20, 2015, 09:15:33 PM »
also blatant rip off of mr red from (lol) cincinnati

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #998 on: October 20, 2015, 09:16:27 PM »
Mr Met was first.

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Re: MLB master thread(non-Royals related) (no longer the official Mets thread)
« Reply #999 on: October 20, 2015, 09:17:28 PM »
looks like the joke is on cincinatti