With Will graduating, it's almost time to graduate my moniker. True, I didn't originally intend for my screen name to be related to Spradling (IRL, I am a Special Purchase and Resale Agreement Certified Negotiation Expert), but the Universe sometimes works in strange ways, thus we become entangled quantumly.
I need your help brainstorming a NuName. The best submissions will be selected for a special drawing on May 18th.