Things that non-'pubs love about 'pubs

[star seed 7]

Almost all are meat eaters, so dinner at a 'pubs house is usually

oh man, this is a great one 

[Rage Against the McKee]

I loved that story that sprang up on the net about Christine O'Donnell and her huge bush.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Ducks Unlimited.

[Tobias]

our prominent 'pubs here are at their best when discussing the university of kansas

[Ghost of Stan Parrish]

golf
generally clean-cut
generally very polite manners
preppy clothes (love them)
bow-ties
for the religious ones, I admire their ease with religion when I have such questions...

[gatoveintisiete]

they typically smell great, excersise regularly, almost always mow their yard in a timely fashion.

[OregonSmock]

Teddy Roosevelt

    

[sys]

that they are less opposed to people's right to own and use animals than is the general populace.