Author Topic: Hillary LOL (f/k/a Hillary Clinton Indictment Watch f/k/a Hillary 2016?) (Read 335429 times)

chum1 · « **Reply #3175 on:** November 07, 2016, 02:59:55 PM »

I was way off.

steve dave · « **Reply #3176 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:05:42 PM »

my 80 year old grandmother has a pc and uses it for: solitaire, email, facebook. only those three items. no google searches.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #3177 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:07:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on November 07, 2016, 03:05:42 PM

my 80 year old grandmother has a pc and uses it for: solitaire, email, facebook. only those three items. no google searches.

we have a desktop that Mrs. stone uses for paying the bills, facebook, booking flights ordering clothes and pintrest.

Nothing else ever

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3178 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:10:01 PM »

My 95! y/o gma has an Apple desktop thing. When I email her I send attachments in size 20 font, which she then prints off to read. Then she might hand write a response and mail it to me. Most times she forgets I even emailed her tho.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3179 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:24:15 PM »

Great make yourself feel better anecdotes guys!!

mocat · « **Reply #3180 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:28:11 PM »

i am internet friends with a very very old grandpa who knows his way around a desktop PC. in fact he has over 18,000 posts on a ksu message board

CNS · « **Reply #3181 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:32:40 PM »

This whole thing could have been resolved with a CIS 101 class. And she would have got an hour of credit too!

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #3182 on:** November 07, 2016, 03:52:04 PM »

My recently dead grandpa had a computer since at least the mid 80's and was a very early internet adopter

My long time dead grandpa probably never used a computer in his life

OK_Cat · « **Reply #3183 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:13:06 PM »

Quote from: mocat on November 07, 2016, 03:28:11 PM

i am internet friends with a very very old grandpa who knows his way around a desktop PC. in fact he has over 18,000 posts on a ksu message board

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CNS · « **Reply #3184 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:47:50 PM »

For real, though. This reporter guy said that he had more than one credible source tell him things like:

Hill's office was in a secure area where hand held devices werent allowed. When she went to her office, she had to leave her blackberry with a guard. When she wanted to check her email, she would get up, go get her blackberry, and wander around the part of the building without the restrictions.

Also, as late as like 2012, her staff were buying old ass blackberries off of ebay because she couldn't learn to use newer blackberry devices, or non-blackberry devices.

It painted a really sad pict of our government. Said that almost no govt offices had computers at worker desks as of 2001.

Colin Powell bought 44,000 computers trying to change this.

I mean, Hill sounds like she is super afraid of tech. She can't handle a Galaxy 1 through 7, or an iPhone, but she is going to be the head person using drones, flown by guys in Nevada, to blow up ppl in Afghanistan?

Can we please update the requirements to be pres? You should have a basic functional understanding of how to adequately exist in a management position in a world with computers.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #3185 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:51:23 PM »

Will she email the nuclear strike codes to her maid to print out for safe keeping?

CNS · « **Reply #3186 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:53:20 PM »

Pfft, the nuke places don't have email. they have computers that run on the big floppy disks. Pong is too advanced for them. They wish they could figure out how to add a serial port so they could add a 56k modem so they could dial up so they could get AOL free for 100hrs so they could email Hill at home.

CNS · « **Reply #3187 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:58:17 PM »

Oh, Also, our govt is so shitty stupid with tech, that the wifi that the airforce uses on the Sect of State's plane isn't perfectly compatible with the email service the state dept uses so a bunch of the aides started forwarding stuff to their personal gmail accts to then forward to ppl on the plane.

If any of this is half true, it's scary that any of these ppl have any power what so ever.

renocat · « **Reply #3188 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:06:46 PM »

Wednesday could be scary.

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john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #3189 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:28:01 PM »

Quote from: Hillary

"Hello, Marina? Do you have those funny looking numbers I emailed for you to print out? I need them quickly."

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3190 on:** November 07, 2016, 07:10:19 PM »

Quote from: CNS on November 07, 2016, 04:53:20 PM

Pfft, the nuke places don't have email. they have computers that run on the big floppy disks. Pong is too advanced for them. They wish they could figure out how to add a serial port so they could add a 56k modem so they could dial up so they could get AOL free for 100hrs so they could email Hill at home.

I really don't mind this. The process of nuking somebody should be as difficult and time-consuming as possible.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #3191 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:14:15 PM »

Quote from: CNS on November 07, 2016, 02:48:31 PM

Listen to today's This American Life. Story on the email stuff. They report that Hill isn't a criminal but instead a huge dumbass who doesn't even know how to use a desktop pc.

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Given how shitty most of these emails are written, I guess it's kinda not surprising. Like, I can't believe most gov't officials use email the way like 90% of normal Americans use text. SMDH

Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) · « **Reply #3192 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:33:57 PM »

I don't believe she set up a separate email server and web domain because she's too stupid to pc.

At best, it was done to dodge FOIA requests. At worst it was done to do everything wikileaks exposed it for.

She sent 60,000+ emails in a 2 year period, not exactly grandma cracker crap.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3193 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:35:53 PM »

I just want a few CC's of the elixir Dr Feelgood is conjuring up to get HRC War Pig through the day tomorrow.

crap will make you HAF

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #3194 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:37:17 PM »

99.9% sure she was hacked by a minimum of 5 foreign intelligence entities and likely more.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3195 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:56:57 AM »

My old company was highly resistant to switching to iphone after the Blackberry started to die. It was over security concerns, real or perceived. My first iphone was the 5s, that's how slow they were. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if the government was even slower.

sys · « **Reply #3196 on:** November 08, 2016, 01:54:36 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on November 08, 2016, 07:56:57 AM

My old company was highly resistant to switching to iphone after the Blackberry started to die. It was over security concerns, real or perceived. My first iphone was the 5s, that's how slow they were. Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised if the government was even slower.

last i knew (several years ago, it may have changed, but i haven't heard that it has), fed employees with security clearance were required to use blackberries. i think blackberry has been working on making security software to run on other phones, but i dunno if they have released any of that, or if they have whether the govt has deemed other phones running with blackberry security to be ok.

mocat · « **Reply #3197 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:03:47 PM »

weird technology meltdown from a guy who ends half his posts with

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #3198 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:12:12 PM »

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mocat · « **Reply #3199 on:** November 08, 2016, 02:34:51 PM »

that girl has en enormous camera