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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #300 on: April 17, 2014, 09:54:22 PM »
when sams gets his first catch i hope he sprints over to bill and throws the ball at his nuts

I lol'd at this post. I also think if anyone loves sams on the staff it's Bill. And I love Bill for that.
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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #301 on: April 17, 2014, 10:46:28 PM »
tlbl seems very invested in spring ball, albeit not in a live participation role

really could be a benefit for the receiving corps as a whole

also seems to be favoring the shoulder  :ohno:

 :crossfingers: should be ready though

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #302 on: April 17, 2014, 11:30:30 PM »
when sams gets his first catch i hope he sprints over to bill and throws the ball at his nuts

I lol'd at this post. I also think if anyone loves sams on the staff it's Bill. And I love Bill for that.

He lives Sams so much he doesn't want him buried on the QB depth chart and is letting him play WR.   

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #303 on: April 17, 2014, 11:36:55 PM »
when sams gets his first catch i hope he sprints over to bill and throws the ball at his nuts

I lol'd at this post. I also think if anyone loves sams on the staff it's Bill. And I love Bill for that.

He lives Sams so much he doesn't want him buried on the QB depth chart and is letting him play WR.

All non-dumbasses here love Sams but want Waters to be the QB.

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #304 on: April 17, 2014, 11:39:06 PM »
when sams gets his first catch i hope he sprints over to bill and throws the ball at his nuts

I lol'd at this post. I also think if anyone loves sams on the staff it's Bill. And I love Bill for that.

He lives Sams so much he doesn't want him buried on the QB depth chart and is letting him play WR.

All non-dumbasses here love Sams but want Waters to be the QB.

Well said, sunny_cat, well said.  :billdance:

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #305 on: April 18, 2014, 08:46:20 AM »
Let me know BP, I've heard something like 8+ weeks

Will do. Even if it is 8'ish weeks, the procedure was done shortly after the B-Dub Bowl. So, he'd likely be nearly completely finished w re-hab by now although not ready for unnecessary contact.
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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #306 on: April 18, 2014, 08:54:58 AM »
also look for Andre Davis to make an impact in the return game.

he made Burns look slow
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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #307 on: April 18, 2014, 09:37:55 AM »
Old news in reference to the noise level when d. Sams makes his first grab being compared to a deep bench player on the men's bball team making a layup.  Yesterday I threw out the name Ryan patzwald.  This is who I was referring to:



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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #308 on: April 18, 2014, 09:41:22 AM »
The last player on our roster that needs spring ball is TLBL. He's put every dback in the league in their per made grave.

It's always concerning whent the best player (by far) on the team has to have surgery.
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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #309 on: April 18, 2014, 10:31:21 AM »
Yesterday I threw out the name Ryan patzwald.  This is who I was referring to:

oh, thanks for clarifying. I think most here were thinking of a different guy.

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #310 on: April 18, 2014, 11:02:09 AM »
Yesterday I threw out the name Ryan patzwald.  This is who I was referring to:

oh, thanks for clarifying. I think most here were thinking of a different guy.

At first I thought he was talking about a guy I went to HS with, but then I remembered that his name was Brian Patzwald, not Ryan Patzwald.


Also, I don't think the guy in the photo is Brian Patzwald either.


Also, I'm pretty sure I remember hearing that Brian Patzwald died in a drunk-driving accident like 8 years ago or something so now I'm pretty confident that that's not him in that photo.

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #311 on: April 18, 2014, 11:08:04 AM »
i remember facebook messaging ryan patzwald to confirm that we beat marquette in a closed door scrimmage

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #312 on: April 18, 2014, 12:43:34 PM »
Yesterday I threw out the name Ryan patzwald.  This is who I was referring to:

oh, thanks for clarifying. I think most here were thinking of a different guy.

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Re: Spring Football Insider Information Thread
« Reply #313 on: April 18, 2014, 01:21:58 PM »
The last player on our roster that needs spring ball is TLBL. He's put every dback in the league in their per made grave.

It's always concerning whent the best player (by far) on the team has to have surgery.

Although his injuries have been all over the place. . .I'd be worried about his draft stock.  Is TLBL considered injury prone?