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Re: Game of Thrones SHOW thread for people who are confused by the book thread
« Reply #4500 on: April 22, 2019, 10:42:53 AM »
arya kills BRAD KORN and steals BRAD KORN's face. she shows up to hoops practice and assassinates king oscar.  melisandra $!#* farts smoke and revives BRAD KORN,  KORN gets framed for the murder of king oscar and sentenced to death.  kansas dept of corrections tries to carry out the sentence but you can't kill him since he's a fire wight and the electric chair explodes.  citing cruel and inhumane punishment reasons, the state refuses to try and execute KORN again and instead, release him back into society.  KORN takes the head coaching job at ksu cats university and his rightful place on the iron throne.  KING KORN reigns supreme.


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Re: Game of Thrones SHOW thread for people who are confused by the book thread
« Reply #4501 on: April 22, 2019, 10:48:53 AM »
Game of KORNS
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« Reply #4502 on: April 22, 2019, 10:50:57 AM »
What if tyrion is a secret KORN? Heel turn?
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« Reply #4503 on: April 22, 2019, 10:57:48 AM »
game of KORNs


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« Reply #4504 on: April 22, 2019, 11:17:45 AM »
King Kong ain't got crap on King Korn.

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« Reply #4505 on: April 22, 2019, 11:35:47 AM »
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« Reply #4506 on: April 22, 2019, 09:57:23 PM »
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« Reply #4507 on: April 22, 2019, 10:00:03 PM »
My first thought was, this is the first major character nudity in quite some time, and it was fairly tame by GoT standards.

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« Reply #4508 on: April 22, 2019, 10:01:20 PM »
hopefully half of these characters are dead by this time next sunday.


i didn't hate this episode, though.  first time in about two seasons that i can say that.

Agree for the most part. I wouldn’t keep watching any show if I hated every episode for the last two seasons, but this was a good one. I still get this anxious feeling like, THERES TOO MUCH THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO SAY THAY SAME THING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO DIE TYRION.

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« Reply #4509 on: April 22, 2019, 10:03:09 PM »
hopefully half of these characters are dead by this time next sunday.


i didn't hate this episode, though.  first time in about two seasons that i can say that.

Agree for the most part. I wouldn’t keep watching any show if I hated every episode for the last two seasons, but this was a good one. I still get this anxious feeling like, THERES TOO MUCH THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN FOR YOU TO SAY THAY SAME THING ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO DIE TYRION.
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« Reply #4511 on: April 22, 2019, 10:36:39 PM »
I wouldn’t keep watching any show if I hated every episode for the last two seasons.

i've enjoyed hating the episodes, obviously.
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« Reply #4514 on: April 23, 2019, 02:35:53 PM »
I don't think I've ever seen a video from sophie turner where she doesn't have a glass of wine in her hand.

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« Reply #4515 on: April 23, 2019, 03:36:38 PM »
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« Reply #4517 on: April 24, 2019, 09:13:30 AM »
Ugh. Halfway into Season 5. Dany’s Interminably Irrelevant Hunt for the Sons of the Harpies. Sansa doing stupid Sansa things. Arya in psychopath training. Cersei broods. Jon Snow broods. Sparrows. Sand Snakes. Jamie and Bron go to Dorne? because why the eff not the audience will like that. What a horribly average season after Season 4. At least there’s Stanis to enjoy. This season offers his best performance of the series. What a treat.
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« Reply #4518 on: April 24, 2019, 10:14:31 AM »
oh yeah i forgot how much the sparrows suck

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« Reply #4519 on: April 26, 2019, 11:57:44 AM »
Ok, so Season 5 wasn’t as enjoyable as it’s predecessors. But after a really slow start, Jon’s not completely stupid visit to Hardhome and Stannis really just being his most amazing Stannis self kind of redeems it. Tyrion and Mormont liven up the Dany plotline a bit and we’re finally done with the stupid Harpy crap. Also starting to appreciate what great bad guys the Boltons are. And of course, the best cliffhanger of all the seasons.

As Stannis would say, On to Season 6. :driving: (I think this may be the season where things start getting really goofy. Maybe that’s 7 can’t remember.)
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« Reply #4520 on: April 26, 2019, 12:47:07 PM »
I wonder if we’re gonna see any baby white walkers this season. We know they’re out there. Do you think the night king will be carrying one around in those baby carriers?

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« Reply #4521 on: April 26, 2019, 12:48:10 PM »
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« Reply #4522 on: April 26, 2019, 01:40:12 PM »
Ok, so Season 5 wasn’t as enjoyable as it’s predecessors. But after a really slow start, Jon’s not completely stupid visit to Hardhome and Stannis really just being his most amazing Stannis self kind of redeems it. Tyrion and Mormont liven up the Dany plotline a bit and we’re finally done with the stupid Harpy crap. Also starting to appreciate what great bad guys the Boltons are. And of course, the best cliffhanger of all the seasons.

As Stannis would say, On to Season 6. :driving: (I think this may be the season where things start getting really goofy. Maybe that’s 7 can’t remember.)

i underappreciated stannis i think. also watching the same actor completely upper deck the role of thomas jefferson in the john adams miniseries has made me miss him more

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« Reply #4523 on: April 26, 2019, 03:26:11 PM »
Ok, so Season 5 wasn’t as enjoyable as it’s predecessors. But after a really slow start, Jon’s not completely stupid visit to Hardhome and Stannis really just being his most amazing Stannis self kind of redeems it. Tyrion and Mormont liven up the Dany plotline a bit and we’re finally done with the stupid Harpy crap. Also starting to appreciate what great bad guys the Boltons are. And of course, the best cliffhanger of all the seasons.

As Stannis would say, On to Season 6. :driving: (I think this may be the season where things start getting really goofy. Maybe that’s 7 can’t remember.)

i underappreciated stannis i think. also watching the same actor completely upper deck the role of thomas jefferson in the john adams miniseries has made me miss him more

Had no idea that was the same dude. He really is one of the very best characters in the series. Also, aside from That One Really Terrible Thing he's def in the upper echelon of the show's honorable badasses. But then he did that thing and there you go...
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« Reply #4524 on: April 26, 2019, 03:31:34 PM »
Yeah, Stannis really shouldn't have killed Renly like he did.